Teun Koopmeiners (51 Viewers)

[HelterSkelter]

Swap for $5m and De Ketelaere


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[campionesidd]

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And he will go right back to being Atalanta’s top scorer and CDK will suck ass at Juve.

 

[JCK]

And he will go right back to being Atalanta’s top scorer and CDK will suck ass at Juve.

But why?

 

[maxi]

Kooplikesminors invisible again. 60 million. We never learn.

4th goalie isnt the problem. Its this guy.

 

[Lion]

He's got the excuse that he has a fever. If it is true then you can understand looking lethargic, he isn't going to recover in 3 days. But if it is true, why is he playing 90 mins when you could have taken him off instead of Thuram?

He needs to start stepping up soon.

agreed.

but what was his excuse in october and september?

maybe in december someone will rob his house so he will have excuse that his mind is elsewhere lol

 

[Bjerknes]

agreed.

but what was his excuse in october and september?

maybe in december someone will rob his house so he will have excuse that his mind is elsewhere lol

I think someone already predicted that his period starts again early December.

 

[Wings]

Casper mode activated.
Ghoostmeiners

 

[Lion]

I think someone already predicted that his period starts again early December.

january his excuse will be he is upset trump is in office

february his excuse will be he is alone on valentine's due to break up?

somone give us what his excuse will be in march?

 

[Stevie]

What is his excuse for today? Diarrhea?

He is a poop miner after all

 

[s4tch]

And he will go right back to being Atalanta’s top scorer and CDK will suck ass at Juve.

gasp and his system is so underrated, not only here

it starts with their incredible physical preparation. watch them never go out of physical form until may. and that helps as intensity wins many matches by default

 

[DAiDEViL]

january his excuse will be he is upset trump is in office

february his excuse will be he is alone on valentine's due to break up?

somone give us what his excuse will be in march?

Going bald.

It has been your excuse for like 17 years now.

 

[campionesidd]

Kooplikesminors invisible again. 60 million. We never learn.

4th goalie isnt the problem. Its this guy.

Why is he the problem? He was world class at Atalanta. Our system doesn’t allow for players like him to thrive.

 

[maxi]

Why is he the problem? He was world class at Atalanta. Our system doesn’t allow for players like him to thrive.

I've always been of the belief that he was never worth that much money, even before he joined. Him and that Lolzillian Luiz. Both black hole investments that reduce our purchasing power in the long run.

He is a 40 million max player. Atalanta conned us.

 

[Lion]

I've always been of the belief that he was never worth that much money, even before he joined. Him and that Lolzillian Luiz. Both black hole investments that reduce our purchasing power in the long run.

He is a 40 million max player. Atalanta conned us.

if he was world class he would have been signed by any of the top 10 epl clubs, or atletico or psg. not juve lol.

not a single club aside from juve even tried for him. it's pretty telling.

 

[s4tch]

...not a single club aside from juve even tried for him...

nah m8

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[Bianconero_Aus]

Outside of one or two games, a complete bust so far. Obviously not helped by playing somewhat out of position - but you expect A LOT more from a €60m signing.

 

[Rockets]

His strength is high football IQ. His weakness is low general IQ to materalize it. ——The Poopminer Paradox

 

[JCK]

Is someone willing to tell me now? I am listening

 

[Amer]

Is someone willing to tell me now? I am listening

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

 

[DAiDEViL]

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

Sometimes I wish I could turn back time,
Impossible as it may seem.