Test Shows 99.89% of High School Seniors Can't Read Perl (1 Viewer)

Dj Juve

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Jul 12, 2002
Test Shows 99.89% of High School Seniors Can't Read Perl

San Francisco, CA - Recent results from the standardized Perl Fluency Test showed that 99.89% of US high school seniors can't read Perl. This disturbing statistic shows that American students are painfully unprepared for life after graduation.
"This shows that there is a real need for a Perl Monk in every classroom," said Perl Monk Kelly Adrity. "We've got computers in every classroom, now we need our kids to be able to use them, and what better way to learn about computers than to learn how to read and write in Perl. I'm glad the budget proposed by President Bush sets aside millions for Perl Monks. America will lead the way in Perl literacy."

The four hour test had 2 sections, a simple translation section and a project section. The first part asked students to translate easy Perl phrases into their standard English equivalent, and the second section required students to produce a simple MP3 player in Perl. "I didn't know what the hell any of it meant," said one Senior, "it had lots of slashes and periods and brackets. It was so confusing. I'm feeling rather nauseous."

Perl experts were astounded by the results. "I was amazed that none of the students were able to read this simple sentence:

(($h>>=8)+=$f+(~$g&$t))[email protected][128..$#a]}print+x"C*",@a}';s/x/pack+/g;eval

I mean, come on, that's so easy," said Paul Chen, Chairman of the Learn Perl or Die Association, which administered the test nationwide. "Teachers need to start with simple phrases like $RF=~tr/A-Z/a-z/; and work up from there. We really need to start teaching this in first grade if kids are ever going to understand this by high school."

Not everyone shared Mr. Chen's view about the necessity of adding Perl to early elementary curricula. Programmers Against Perl (PAP) spokesperson, Keith Willingham said, "There's no better way to scare students away from computers than exposing them to Perl. Even experienced programmers are frightened and confused by it. The Perl lobby is just getting too powerful, and they need to be stopped."

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Dj Juve

Dj Juve

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Jul 12, 2002
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    martin, does this mean im safe? :scared: ;)

    ++ [ originally posted by Majed ] ++

    yeah, i guess the version number suggests that it might be "a bit" buggy ;)
    how would i know? :confused: ;)


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    Jul 12, 2002
    Okay. Honestly. At what age did yall start learning Perl and how long did it take for you to know it. Or well, know what you know?

    Is it worth learning it. Does it have money for the future?


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    Dec 31, 2000

    If you really wanna know... perl is kinda old now. You have php which is better and easier to accomplish most of the same stuff. That goes for web scripting. For system scripting (think of it as batch files in old ms dos), the most popular choice is python although bash will also do.

    Aren't you sorry you asked now? :D

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