Team Juventuz (24 Viewers)

[HelterSkelter]

coach
we got our star defender!!!

 

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[Bjerknes]

I watched the Real match and even though they lost I was still filled with hate against that shitty club. I hope they lose all their matches and Perez gets shat on by a huge pigeon, those fvcking shitsuckers.

 

[/usr/bin]

++ [ originally posted by axlrose85 ] ++
coach
we got our star defender!!!

We sure did!

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
I watched the Real match and even though they lost I was still filled with hate against that shitty club. I hope they lose all their matches and Perez gets shat on by a huge pigeon, those fvcking shitsuckers.

I'd rather Del Piero's Bird shit on Perez..



(You know, the one from the commercials?)

 

[HelterSkelter]

i believe our starting 11 is finalised
when does the captain be introduced to the press?

 

[/usr/bin]

++ [ originally posted by axlrose85 ] ++
i believe our starting 11 is finalised
when does the captain be introduced to the press?

As soon as we vote on him..

I'm 2nd captain though.. Only fair..

 

[Zé Tahir]

hey fella's, not related, but how do I get a name change? do I write to marty?

 

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++ [ originally posted by iBianconeri ] ++
hey fella's, not related, but how do I get a name change? do I write to marty?

yep.. PM him..

 

[Zé Tahir]

++ [ originally posted by Nawaf ] ++


yep.. PM him..

ahh great, shookran.

 

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++ [ originally posted by iBianconeri ] ++


ahh great, shookran.

afwan, my man..

 

[Slagathor]

Name: Erik
Position: Defender (sweeper)
Favoured Foot: Right
Short Name: Matto
Date of Birth: 28 July 1983
Place of Birth: Amsterdam, Netherlands
Favorite Club(s): AFC Ajax
Spoken Languages: Dutch, English, German, Italian, French
Favorite Personnel: Heitinga
Nationality: DUTCH

EDIT: make me play for some bogus team and I will have yer head

 

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++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Name: Erik P
Position: Defender (sweeper)
Favoured Foot: Right
Short Name: Matto
Date of Birth: 28 July 1983
Place of Birth: Amsterdam, Netherlands
Favorite Club(s): AFC Ajax
Spoken Languages: Dutch, English, German, Italian, French
Favorite Personnel: Heitinga
Nationality: DUTCH

Great! You're the rotational central defender (a la Kovac) .. But, you might get more playing time depending on who gets injured or who's on form and w/e..

 

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++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
EDIT: make me play for some bogus team and I will have yer head

Unless you count FC Juventuz as a bogus team..

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Nawaf ] ++
Great! You're the rotational central defender (a la Kovac) .. But, you might get more playing time depending on who gets injured or who's on form and w/e..

Excellent. I'll go order some champagne

 

[HelterSkelter]

are gay players allowed on the squad?
what if Erik makes advances in the locker room?:fero:

i shall not be sexually harassed!!:fero:

 

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++ [ originally posted by axlrose85 ] ++
are gay players allowed on the squad?
what if Erik makes advances in the locker room?:fero:

i shall not be sexually harassed!!:fero:

Don't worry.. I'll make sure he behaves..

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Nawaf ] ++
Unless you count FC Juventuz as a bogus team..

Is Dan playing?

 

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++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


Excellent. I'll go order some champagne

Get me some grape juice will ya?

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by axlrose85 ] ++
are gay players allowed on the squad?
what if Erik makes advances in the locker room?:fero:

i shall not be sexually harassed!!:fero:

Seeing as we have girls on the forum, the team is actually unisex

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by axlrose85 ] ++
are gay players allowed on the squad?
what if Erik makes advances in the locker room?:fero:

i shall not be sexually harassed!!:fero:

Don't worry, I wouldn't tap you on the shoulder if I had a 5 meter stick to do it with.

 

[/usr/bin]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


Is Dan playing?

Oh yes.. But he's on the left flank, and I'm gonna make sure you're wayyy over on the right.. no monkey business until the ref whistles for FT..