Beck Applauds Centro Sacking
Channel 4
September 27, 2005
World class Juventuz stopper Andrew Beck has applauded the decision to sack overrated midfielder Centrocampista. The latter has been involved in various scandels throughout his Juventuz career, and finally his troubling times have come to an end.
Centrocampista was caught several times by team officials during his career with marajuana-stuffed waffles in the locker room, and players tell of an even more suspicious confiscation.
"Before a match one day I saw Centro take a hotdog and stick it in his shorts" said Juventuz striker Vinman. "I really don't know what he was doing with it, however he had a gleaming smile on his face."
Teammate Michael Burke noticed a tail-like object wagging in his pants during the match. "It was strange, because not only did that happen, but after the match Centro asked me for some extra-absorbant tampons. I was like WTF, waffles?" Burke stated. The confiscated hotdog was said to be an extra-large Ball Park Frank, known to fill the entire bun.
Beck commented, "The guy just did not make any sense. One day he calls himself Centrocampista, then the next day he calls himself Seven and steals cold hotdogs from the club house. He also tried to touch my leg."
Centrocampista was banned by Juventuz officials last week and is expected to seek employment in the sanitation services department.
In other news, striker Michael Burke has won the prestigious Mitch Gilbert Fry Award. The player was handed the award by high school chemistry teacher John Munday the other day for scoring a hattrick during a match. The award is named in loving memory of the great striker who asks for frys and has down syndrome.
Channel 4
September 27, 2005
World class Juventuz stopper Andrew Beck has applauded the decision to sack overrated midfielder Centrocampista. The latter has been involved in various scandels throughout his Juventuz career, and finally his troubling times have come to an end.
Centrocampista was caught several times by team officials during his career with marajuana-stuffed waffles in the locker room, and players tell of an even more suspicious confiscation.
"Before a match one day I saw Centro take a hotdog and stick it in his shorts" said Juventuz striker Vinman. "I really don't know what he was doing with it, however he had a gleaming smile on his face."
Teammate Michael Burke noticed a tail-like object wagging in his pants during the match. "It was strange, because not only did that happen, but after the match Centro asked me for some extra-absorbant tampons. I was like WTF, waffles?" Burke stated. The confiscated hotdog was said to be an extra-large Ball Park Frank, known to fill the entire bun.
Beck commented, "The guy just did not make any sense. One day he calls himself Centrocampista, then the next day he calls himself Seven and steals cold hotdogs from the club house. He also tried to touch my leg."
Centrocampista was banned by Juventuz officials last week and is expected to seek employment in the sanitation services department.
In other news, striker Michael Burke has won the prestigious Mitch Gilbert Fry Award. The player was handed the award by high school chemistry teacher John Munday the other day for scoring a hattrick during a match. The award is named in loving memory of the great striker who asks for frys and has down syndrome.
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