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Who do you think should be captain of Team Juventuz?

  • Rami

  • Dan

  • iBianconeri

  • Andy

  • Erik

  • Centrocampista

  • Martin

  • aslrose

  • Burke

  • Jigga

  • Zlatan

  • Menace

  • Mark77

  • Swag

  • Don Bes

  • Jeeks

  • Vinnie

  • John #10


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Vinman

2013 Prediction Cup Champ
Jul 16, 2002
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++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Channel 4
September 20, 2005

Beck Blasts Juventuz

Star Juventuz stopper Andrew Beck has sensationally blasted the club he plays for. The comments came after a series of training ground disputes with fellow Juventuz players.

"I just think this club sucks dog balls," stated Beck in a press conference after a training session. "I mean, we have players who think they own the club and have only been here a few days, we have players who think I will personally bomb their homelands, and we have players from countries that don't even exist. Then we have players who think they are actually two different people and want both of "themselves" to be fielded at the same time, in place of me. This club is for idiots."

This latest Beck tirade comes just days after he punched Centrocampista, otherwise known as Seven, making him have to go through surgery on his jaw. Due to Beck's stature at the club, Centrocampista's request for punishment against him went unheard and unnoticed, and nobody is sure what action the club will take against Beck after this latest assault, if any at all.

Beck went on to say, "the only good player at this club is Burke because he reminds me of Balzaretti."

In related news, Don Bes will not be available for the match on Wednesday. The player is said to be stuck in his lawn chair.
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Apr 12, 2004
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++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Channel 4
September 19, 2005

Beck Denies Bust Up Claims

Star Juventuz stopper Andrew Beck has denied claims that he was involved in a training ground confrontation with fellow teammates Erik and Centrocampista.

Reports emerging from the club's training ground say that Beck became frustrated by the actions of Erik and Centrocampista, specifically their insistence on speaking Dutch during club matches.

"Nothing happened, nothing happened at all," stated Beck after the training session. "I was just getting annoyed by my two teammates for speaking Dutch all the time. Centrocampista wanted to start something, so I decked him, smashed my knuckles in his jaw. No harm done, so this talk of a bust up is pure nonsense."

However, Erik had a different take on the whole debacle. "I think Andy is just mad that I lied to him about being a De Boer brother. Whether he likes it or not, he will have to make up for my mistakes on the right flank." Centrocampista was not available for comment.

This latest episode has just added fuel to the fire in the Juventuz camp, and comes just days after Beck and striker Michael Burke made disparaging comments about the English National Team.

"I think England should be banned from the World Cup, and Beckham should play for Chinbuk Dragons cuz he's worthless," stated Burke during a press conference. "I mean come on, England has only won one major tournament, and that was in London. I wouldn't even be surprised if they fixed those matches, those bastards." In a following press conference, David Beckham responded to Burke's claims in broken Spanish, in which nobody could understand.

In other news, Wang Chung commented on Juventuz's hopes for the upcoming season. "I like Juventuz, they are not all frogs, they are not all Frenchies, but they are little pansy boys."

:LOL:

WANGER!!!!



Becks, what a joker he is........
 

baggio

Senior Member
Jun 3, 2003
19,250
Channel 4
September 21, 2005

GM Kent: What Juventuz crisis?

In the wake of events unfolding in the Juventuz camp over the last few days, it seems the club has been thrown into crisis. However, GM Kent was quick to dispel all such talk even if he was accepting of some immature behaviour on the team.

"Yes, a few teammates have'nt been seeing eye to eye and unfortunately they are going straight to the media to express their concerns without letting myself and Nawaf in on their problems. That will soon be in order and settle all the crisis talk doing the rounds. It is true Andrew Beck has been having personal problems and needs an outlet for his anger. I understand it and wont be fining him any further than the 5000 $ fine already imposed on him. Given his troubled disposition however, it would be safe to say he has eliminated himself from the race for captaincy."

These comments could be a blessing in disguise for Beck's Juventuz teammate and close friend Micheal Burke. It was assumed Beck was the more responsible of the two and was automatically a stronger contender than his docile counterpart.

On being asked about the possibility of Micheal Burke as captain of Juventuz, GM Clark Kent had this to say. "Yes, he has proven that his silence speaks for his character even if he's quoted by others as saying deregotary things in the press. Having said that though, I'll still say he's not the first name that comes to mind when you think of team captain."

A declaration that only fuels further speculation about the future Juventuz captain, who could be appointed in the coming days as coach Nawaf and GM Kent work towards a final decision.
 
OP
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Mar 6, 2005
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  • Thread Starter
  • Thread Starter #493
    Ok, guys.. Just came back from school.. I'm gonna tweak the stats just a bit, and then post the new fixtures.. See you then.. ;)
     
    OP
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    Mar 6, 2005
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  • Thread Starter
  • Thread Starter #496
    ++ [ originally posted by Rami ] ++
    Dont forget to post the stats:D

    all 25 screenshots;)

    Man this thread will boost your post count to the sky!!
    Well, the opportunity cost of me boosting my post count would be my precious and valuable time.. :undecide:
     

    Rami

    The Linuxologist
    Dec 24, 2004
    8,068
    ++ [ originally posted by axlrose85 ] ++
    what stats are we talking about here?:confused:

    we dont have any stats as yet.we havent played.
    Each indivisual's stats. dribbiling, crosses, technigues, stamina....etc
     

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