Channel 4
September 20, 2005
Erik Calls For Return Of Seven
Juventuz FC's master defender Erik has called for a return of lost youngster Seven to the club, saying he would be a great addition to the first team, having much more to offer than some current players in defense such as Andrew Beck.
"The problem with Andrew is", Erik contined, "That nobody really knows what the hell he's talking about. Everyone on the squad has tried to find an interpreter somewhere but it turns out nobody on the European Continent speaks Hick."
Erik made it clear that with such communication difficulties in defense, the situation has become utmost dire; "The current situation sees all the other players share multiple languages; be that Italian, German or something else. You can't have one player in the squad who is absolutely clueless as to what is going on. It just doesn't work."
"From what I've seen, Seven is a great player with solid communication skills and good knowledge of the Italian game due to his education in our Primavera squad. I would like to see him return from loan to join us instead of Andrew."