Channel 4
September 19, 2005
Beck Denies Bust Up Claims
Star Juventuz stopper Andrew Beck has denied claims that he was involved in a training ground confrontation with fellow teammates Erik and Centrocampista.
Reports emerging from the club's training ground say that Beck became frustrated by the actions of Erik and Centrocampista, specifically their insistence on speaking Dutch during club matches.
"Nothing happened, nothing happened at all," stated Beck after the training session. "I was just getting annoyed by my two teammates for speaking Dutch all the time. Centrocampista wanted to start something, so I decked him, smashed my knuckles in his jaw. No harm done, so this talk of a bust up is pure nonsense."
However, Erik had a different take on the whole debacle. "I think Andy is just mad that I lied to him about being a De Boer brother. Whether he likes it or not, he will have to make up for my mistakes on the right flank." Centrocampista was not available for comment.
This latest episode has just added fuel to the fire in the Juventuz camp, and comes just days after Beck and striker Michael Burke made disparaging comments about the English National Team.
"I think England should be banned from the World Cup, and Beckham should play for Chinbuk Dragons cuz he's worthless," stated Burke during a press conference. "I mean come on, England has only won one major tournament, and that was in London. I wouldn't even be surprised if they fixed those matches, those bastards." In a following press conference, David Beckham responded to Burke's claims in broken Spanish, in which nobody could understand.
In other news, Wang Chung commented on Juventuz's hopes for the upcoming season. "I like Juventuz, they are not all frogs, they are not all Frenchies, but they are little pansy boys."