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++ [ originally posted by Rami ] ++
Just put urself in Nawaf's shoes
You see someone bit*hin about not getting playing time and he sounds all macho and all...then he looks left and sees Hoori...you automatically put him on the shelf to dust
Just put urself in Nawaf's shoes
You see someone bit*hin about not getting playing time and he sounds all macho and all...then he looks left and sees Hoori...you automatically put him on the shelf to dust
Burke: Hmm sounds like the invert of cassano there.
Gazzetta Dello Sport:"I've been with Juventuz for 8 years now and I think I deserve a starting spot and captaincy. I will see what coach Nawaf does and I don't feel threatened by young kids coming up from the Primavera squad. Talent is talent and I will get the spot I deserve in the starting 11." - Mark77
Tribulshite-football: Marko should be dropped!
In a stark interview with Tribul Juventuz midfield general John Browne, slams his teammate infront of the watching press:
Browne: markk 77 captaincy?? sure why not, if he plays maybe third choice.
reporter: What about his first team chances?
Browne: sure why not, usually an excellent reader of the game making good predictions, but he has had a few howlers recently. all in all he warrants the same opportunities as all the rest.
Reports later suggest Juventuz dynamo Mark 77 was spotted with Rosella Sensi in a milan restuarant discussing a transfer Roma.
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Couldnt resits it mark m8
In a stark interview with Tribul Juventuz midfield general John Browne, slams his teammate infront of the watching press:
Browne: markk 77 captaincy?? sure why not, if he plays maybe third choice.
reporter: What about his first team chances?
Browne: sure why not, usually an excellent reader of the game making good predictions, but he has had a few howlers recently. all in all he warrants the same opportunities as all the rest.
Reports later suggest Juventuz dynamo Mark 77 was spotted with Rosella Sensi in a milan restuarant discussing a transfer Roma.
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Couldnt resits it mark m8
"Captaincy? What Captaincy?"
Speaking on the grounds of their stadium, manager Nawaf Al Khalfan managed to speak a few words about the confusion going on within the team.
"Captaincy? For now there is no captain. I will conduct training, and then, we will possibly have a vote. The winner of that process will be the captain, and I will be the second in command, of course."
Speaking on the grounds of their stadium, manager Nawaf Al Khalfan managed to speak a few words about the confusion going on within the team.
"Captaincy? For now there is no captain. I will conduct training, and then, we will possibly have a vote. The winner of that process will be the captain, and I will be the second in command, of course."
New Juventuz superstar Daniel Brown believes that his varied nationalites and upbringing have led him to become the player he is today.
' I was born in England, and have spent my later years in Cologne. The city means so much to be- I will be definetly visiting on a regular basis. '
'My Mother is also Italian- the blood is in me!' Joked the handsome young lad.
Brown was also asked about the captain vacancy:
' If the coach feels its right for me to take it over, I will gladly accept. I love this club and could not even dream of moving to any other. '
When asked to comment about allegations of his celebratory night with fellow teamates Andy and Burke, he said:
'Yes I was out drinking with Andy and Burke. Only beer of course, im still 16. I can also assure you that no other drugs were consumed.'
This comments come as quite suspicous as the youngster has put off a routine blood check until next thursday.
' I was born in England, and have spent my later years in Cologne. The city means so much to be- I will be definetly visiting on a regular basis. '
'My Mother is also Italian- the blood is in me!' Joked the handsome young lad.
Brown was also asked about the captain vacancy:
' If the coach feels its right for me to take it over, I will gladly accept. I love this club and could not even dream of moving to any other. '
When asked to comment about allegations of his celebratory night with fellow teamates Andy and Burke, he said:
'Yes I was out drinking with Andy and Burke. Only beer of course, im still 16. I can also assure you that no other drugs were consumed.'
This comments come as quite suspicous as the youngster has put off a routine blood check until next thursday.
"Martin, how do you feel about finding yourself in Serie A, among so many great players?"
"It's a funny story. This game is all about coincidences, I happened to be playing golf last Wednesday with my old friend Luciano when he mentioned to me that he's recently been head hunted into a new position, at a provincial club called Juventuz. I nodded pretending to know all about it, even though I had never heard of the godforsaken place. When he told me he had struck an under-the-table deal with Lega Calcio about Serie A status, I said I didn't believe him. Next day he invites me to his office to 'pick up my winnings from the golf game' when I step into a press conference and he's holding up the #10 jersey with my name across the back. But the joke is on him, because he has never seen me play football and he doesn't know I can't trap a ball to save my life."
"Erm.. I'm sure that will be very reassuring to our fans (do we even have fans?) to hear that one of their top profiles struggles with ball reception. Having played with this team for a couple of weeks, how do you feel about your teammates, who do you think will make a difference?"
"Well, to be fair to the guys, I haven't exact 'played' a lot since I signed my record breaking contract. I've spent most of the time playing pool and driving my golf cart around the giant training area, with Donny. But I have to say we've got a good set of lads, every each one of them completed a lap around the field last Monday, that says something about our never say die attitude."
"And what was your lap time?"
"Oh I missed that morning catching up on some sleep after a late gaming night, playing Winning Eleven."
"It's a funny story. This game is all about coincidences, I happened to be playing golf last Wednesday with my old friend Luciano when he mentioned to me that he's recently been head hunted into a new position, at a provincial club called Juventuz. I nodded pretending to know all about it, even though I had never heard of the godforsaken place. When he told me he had struck an under-the-table deal with Lega Calcio about Serie A status, I said I didn't believe him. Next day he invites me to his office to 'pick up my winnings from the golf game' when I step into a press conference and he's holding up the #10 jersey with my name across the back. But the joke is on him, because he has never seen me play football and he doesn't know I can't trap a ball to save my life."
"Erm.. I'm sure that will be very reassuring to our fans (do we even have fans?) to hear that one of their top profiles struggles with ball reception. Having played with this team for a couple of weeks, how do you feel about your teammates, who do you think will make a difference?"
"Well, to be fair to the guys, I haven't exact 'played' a lot since I signed my record breaking contract. I've spent most of the time playing pool and driving my golf cart around the giant training area, with Donny. But I have to say we've got a good set of lads, every each one of them completed a lap around the field last Monday, that says something about our never say die attitude."
"And what was your lap time?"
"Oh I missed that morning catching up on some sleep after a late gaming night, playing Winning Eleven."