Summer mercato thread 2025-26 (25 Viewers)

[DAiDEViL]

Does this mean even Toli realized his most expensive signings have been shit? Cause the man just bought an entire midfield.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[s4tch]

Locatelli and dream

That's like having a 9 inch cock and dreaming of a micro penis.

or having a micro and be content with it

 

[DAiDEViL]

or having a micro and be content with it

I mean, he's showering together with all the other micro's after training. Makes things easier.

 

[Xperd]

I still think we have a good core who are all mostly 26/27 or under

Bremer, Yildiz, Thuram, Kalulu, Cambiaso(if we keep him), DiGre etc

These are all good first team players

We need guys like Poopmeiners to click and Suckatelli to be more consistent. I'm not sure about Tudor yet but given the job Conte is doing with Napoli with that group of players, I think he'll do well with this team.

Inda did not become great overnight. Guys like Bastoni, Barella and Lautaro were not superstars 5 years ago.

Qualifying for CL is absolutely vital tho else our progress would be delayed by another two years minimum.

 

[Scottish]

He would not, actually. Kelly is left footed. Kim will probably play in the center.

Kalulu, Kim, Kelly. The KKK.

Forgot Kalulu!

 

[Firestarter]

i like kimchi and the KKK meme is immaculate

 

[Valerio.]

I want Ki Minkia E' just for his name meaning in italian

 

[Nomuken]

Is it even possible of the thought of Jj touching base with Viktor Gyökeres for money and Vlahobitch.

62 Appearances 63 Goals.

 

[Zzak]

He's 27. He was shit in the Premier League. He was shit in the Championship. And now he has 2 good seasons in the Portuguese league. Pass

Jackson Martinez did well in the Portuguese league too.

 

[JuveJay]

He was shit in the Championship.

No he wasn't, he was a one-man attack in a relatively mediocre Coventry team who punched above their weight.

I agree with whoever said he wasn't a natural finisher though, he always struck me as a guy who would score great goals or complicated goals where he had to work hard to get them, or do it all by himself, but he's not a striker I would bet my mortgage on to finish a chance.

 

[Amer]

Sound perfect for Giuntoli.

I have no doubts he will get that guy and he will not score a single goal for us.

 

[decfro]

I want Ki Minkia E' just for his name meaning in italian

any relation to che cazzo e , I am thinking center forward.

 

[Gian]

Di Greg
Gatti Bremer Kalulu
Weah TonalI Loca Thuram Nico G
Yildiz
Oshimen

with conte coaching

 

[Bianconero81]

I don't see why Weah, Nico, and Gatti should be starting, but whatever.

Also, fuck Cunte.

 

[Alex-444]

Di Greg
Gatti Bremer Kalulu
Weah TonalI Loca Thuram Nico G
Yildiz
Oshimen

with conte coaching

 

[Amer]

Di Greg
Gatti Bremer Kalulu
Weah TonalI Loca Thuram Nico G
Yildiz
Oshimen

with conte coaching

If there was again a 4-team CL group stage, he would be out, lol.

In this new CL format he will go through with that team IMO.

 

[DanielSz]

Di Natale now reporting that Juve have concrete interest in Tonali and have started working on it. I’m starting to believe, but is he actually worth it? Hes gonna be expensive as shit. Pray Newcastle wants Douglas Luiz.

 

[MikeM]

Buy high on Luiz. Then sell low and buy high on Tonali. Then sell low rinse and repeat

 

[TheLaz]

Buy high on Luiz. Then sell low and buy high on Tonali. Then sell low rinse and repeat

Its money laundering at this point mate

 

[Lion]

Its money laundering at this point mate

FIGC will porbably investigate soon. guintoli screwed juve badly