Summer mercato thread 2025-26 (23 Viewers)

[DAiDEViL]

Not that washed up turd

Let him go back to Nipples.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[.zero]

Kimchi for cheap wouldn’t be a bad option. Certainly better than Veiga Kelly or Gatti next to bremer.

@Bianconero81 pls accept my submission of this nickname for approval

 

[Bjerknes]

I have no idea of his Bayern stint but at least he would bench Kelly..

He would not, actually. Kelly is left footed. Kim will probably play in the center.

Wait who's the other K? Kourtney?

Kalulu, Kim, Kelly. The KKK.

 

[Bianconero81]

Kimchi for cheap wouldn’t be a bad option. Certainly better than Veiga Kelly or Gatti next to bremer.

@Bianconero81 pls accept my submission of this nickname for approval

 

[Stevie]

Kimchi for cheap wouldn’t be a bad option. Certainly better than Veiga Kelly or Gatti next to bremer.

@Bianconero81 pls accept my submission of this nickname for approval

I googled Kimchi thinking he was a player because I didn't bother to read the previous page.

I was thinking he was the Korean version of an Irish man being named Potatoe

 

[Xperd]

 

[.zero]

2/3 correct

Cherki needs to sit behind whoever sits up top next szn. Flanked by Kenan and Blackula

 

[mjromeo81]

There's no chance of Tonali moving here. Not after the season he and Newcastle are having. Tonali is running the show in that midfield.

 

[Orgut]

2/3 correct

Cherki needs to sit behind whoever sits up top next szn. Flanked by Kenan and Blackula

I would also not be calling it a dream midfield after we had a much superior MVP&P

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He would not, actually. Kelly is left footed. Kim will probably play in the center.

Kalulu, Kim, Kelly. The KKK.

Then we need Bremer back and fast

 

[Brny44]

Locatelli in the dream midfield is like wiped shit on the toilet paper

 

[Salvo]

There's no chance of Tonali moving here. Not after the season he and Newcastle are having. Tonali is running the show in that midfield.

Yeah Tonali would be great but he'd cost a fortune. Don't see it happening unfortunately.

 

[Rockets]

The dream is Tonali, reality is Miretti. After 50 positive meetings, Junktoli makes you end up with Sensi.

 

[Alex-444]

Antonio Conte is not happy in Naples despite the good relationship with Giovanni Manna. Juventus contacted the coach in recent weeks. Milan is not an option. There will be a meeting towards the end of the season between Conte and Aurelio De Laurentiis that will be decisive.

 

[Stevie]

He will do the same again at his next club. One or two seasons at most if lucky then bye bye

 

[Alex-444]

The dream is Tonali, reality is Miretti. After 50 positive meetings, Junktoli makes you end up with Sensi.

Tonalli Faggioli turned in everyone who made bets
Do we need snitches

 

[Alen]

Kalulu, Kim, Kelly. The KKK.

I bet the KKK would love some time alone with all three of them.

 

[Xperd]

 

[Stevie]

Correct decision if true

 

[Rockets]

Shit sauce but tasty

 

[Bianconero81]

Locatelli and dream

That's like having a 9 inch cock and dreaming of a micro penis.