Summer mercato thread 2025-26 (23 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

If we want another pace merchant, get that Bahoya dude from Frankfurt. Seems like he just got clocked the top speed in the Bundi.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[vodka]

V. Italiano to Juve here we go!

 

[Stevie]

I dlnt want an Italian manager especially not one called Italiano

 

[Bjerknes]

I actually hope we somehow get a transfer ban for two years with one year retroactive so we can undo some of this damage created by the Napolitan traitor.

 

[RKid1]

I actually hope we somehow get a transfer ban for two years with one year retroactive so we can undo some of this damage created by the Napolitan traitor.

I've never seen someone completely wreck a team like I've seen Giuntoli and Motta. It's just a collection of players playing together. Zero connection to the club, the fans, or each other. Just a bunch of players thrown together like it's FIFA.

No one identifies with any of these players.

As someone said perfectly before, it's a soulless team

 

[Juve-Fan-Iraq]

What was the point of our last mercato?

 

[Dostoevsky]

What was the point of our last mercato?

To keep making mistakes. And we were great at it.

 

[Bjerknes]

What was the point of our last mercato?

To drain the club of resources under the guise of "lowering the wage bill". You see, the Jungtoli and Napolese losers are using the wage bill cover while throwing massive money at useless players to throw us more into debt when the installment plans come due. That way, we have to keep selling our best young players, only to be left with expensive trash. It's a great way to destroy us from within, just like what happened to Parma and Lazio back in the day.

 

[RKid1]

To drain the club of resources under the guise of "lowering the wage bill". You see, the Jungtoli and Napolese losers are using the wage bill cover while throwing massive money at useless players to throw us more into debt when the installment plans come due. That way, we have to keep selling our best young players, only to be left with expensive trash. It's a great way to destroy us from within, just like what happened to Parma and Lazio back in the day.

Just wait until Cambiaso and/or Yildiz are sold this summer to make up for missing out on the CL, and to fund new signings

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Just wait until Cambiaso and/or Yildiz are sold this summer to make up for missing out on the CL, and to fund new signings

Given Junktoli's record selling our assets for overpaid junk is his expertise.

 

[Akshen]

Koop, Gonzalez, Luiz, Kalulu, Alberto Costa, Kelly, Veiga, Kolo Muani, Conceicao, Thuram, Di Gregorio, Cabal

Bar Thuram, Kalulu and MDG its safe to say the rest is a complete failure right? I was expecting it to be the other way lol
I dont count Kolo and Veiga since they are just dry loans.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Koop, Gonzalez, Luiz, Kalulu, Alberto Costa, Kelly, Veiga, Kolo Muani, Conceicao, Thuram, Di Gregorio, Cabal

Bar Thuram, Kalulu and MDG its safe to say the rest is a complete failure right? I was expecting it to be the other way lol
I dont count Kolo and Veiga since they are just dry loans.

I'd like to keep Conceicao. I blame Mossad for this one. Yildiz, Mbangula, Chico, and look who he fields as our wingers against Fiorentina. Dark comedy.

 

[Amer]

What was the point of our last mercato?

To provide orgasms for members here.

 

[Siamak]

 

[Bjerknes]

I'd like to keep Conceicao. I blame Mossad for this one. Yildiz, Mbangula, Chico, and look who he fields as our wingers against Fiorentina. Dark comedy.

I don't want Chico either. Fire Jungtoli and hire someone who will buy Akliouche. He is sexy at ball.

 

[Lion]

What was the point of our last mercato?

let's ask the champion of guintoli: xperd, osman and juvejay

 

[Amer]

let's ask the champion of guintoli: xperd, osman and juvejay

Yes ask them, but whatever they say ban Osman.

 

[Bjerknes]

Guler apparently wants to leave Real. Why isn't that moron Jungtoli going after him? I guess because Yildiz is going to be sold, isn't it.

Watch Yildiz be sold and Inter ends up with Guler. Then we have no young turks at all.

 

[Stevie]

Guler apparently wants to leave Real. Why isn't that moron Jungtoli going after him? I guess because Yildiz is going to be sold, isn't it.

Watch Yildiz be sold and Inter ends up with Guler. Then we have no young turks at all.

Sleepy Giu isn't smart enough

Imagine the chemistry we could have had with two the Thuram brothers playing for us as well.

What's more frustrating is that Inter got him for free.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Guler apparently wants to leave Real. Why isn't that moron Jungtoli going after him? I guess because Yildiz is going to be sold, isn't it.

Watch Yildiz be sold and Inter ends up with Guler. Then we have no young turks at all.

No more Young Turks? That'll make @Turk_Bianconero happy