Summer mercato thread 2025-26 (185 Viewers)

[Quetzalcoatl]

We won't have a remote chance in hell of signing Gyokeres until we offload Vlahovic, everything rests upon him leaving, knowing Dusan, He will spend all summer to decide and by which we will have missed the boat most probably.

No fence sitting buddy. Take a position

 

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[TheLaz]

Gyokeres has failure written all over

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I really would love for us to try to get lomonaco

 

[s4tch]

Gyokeres has failure written all over

that's every player at current jj though, be it a keeper or a fullback

gyökeres is legit good. provide him with service and he'll score, unlike vlahovic

 

[DAiDEViL]

Gyokeres has failure written all over

Agreed.

We never gonna get him anyway though, so no worries.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

No fence sitting buddy. Take a position

Position is pretty clear.
- No Dusan sale = no chance
- A swift Dusan Sale = small chance
- A swift Dusan sale and Gyokeres not swayed by the imminent offers from the Saudi = decent chance.

Over all I don't think Dusan will decide quickly and whilst that puts a block on our plans, other clubs will have made their move on Gyokeres by then.

 

[suligodsilla]

Get Zaniolo, we need him in our circus of squad

 

[DanielSz]

Retegui really does play like higuain

 

[Alen]

Position is pretty clear.
- No Dusan sale = no chance
- A swift Dusan Sale = small chance
- A swift Dusan sale and Gyokeres not swayed by the imminent offers from the Saudi = decent chance.

Over all I don't think Dusan will decide quickly and whilst that puts a block on our plans, other clubs will have made their move on Gyokeres by then.

So if I understand you correctly, we may or may not get Gyokeres? And if that happens, I may or may not give you any points.

You're not a philosopher, Andy. You're the guru around here and people expect clarity. So give it to us straight. We WILL sign him or we WON'T. Unless, of course, you're pulling a Kyle and keeping quiet so you don’t jeopardize the deal. In that case, fence-sitting is allowed.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Position is pretty clear.
- No Dusan sale = no chance
- A swift Dusan Sale = small chance
- A swift Dusan sale and Gyokeres not swayed by the imminent offers from the Saudi = decent chance.

Over all I don't think Dusan will decide quickly and whilst that puts a block on our plans, other clubs will have made their move on Gyokeres by then.

Fair enough, but there are no points from this

 

[Bjerknes]

Get Zaniolo, we need him in our circus of squad

Yes, I want to see him punch that beach baller David Luiz.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Yes, I want to see him punch that beach baller David Luiz.

Pls. Loser is only punching youth players.

He might piss in his kitchen though.

 

[Fr3sh]

@Mark can i ask you favor pls
i ask for kolo before, i asked for kun, i asked for karim or suarez, i asked for so many different players throughout the years is always no
this time this one is realistic and would be classic juve signing
is my fav german player and @DAiDEViL 's fav too
pls get me Müller pls mark

 

[s4tch]

 

[Mark]

@Mark can i ask you favor pls
i ask for kolo before, i asked for kun, i asked for karim or suarez, i asked for so many different players throughout the years is always no
this time this one is realistic and would be classic juve signing
is my fav german player and @DAiDEViL 's fav too
pls get me Müller pls mark

sweet baby J!

 

[DAiDEViL]

@Mark can i ask you favor pls
i ask for kolo before, i asked for kun, i asked for karim or suarez, i asked for so many different players throughout the years is always no
this time this one is realistic and would be classic juve signing
is my fav german player and @DAiDEViL 's fav too
pls get me Müller pls mark

Fuck it, having a guy like him in the locker room wouldn't hurt.

Feel like he's gonna play in the MLS though.

 

[Fr3sh]

sweet baby J!

think about it fits the profile perfectly
a player that was WC and way out of our reach while he was at his best
he'd be our Anelka/Toni/Bendtner type signing but 10x better and he can cover like 4 different attacking positions

 

[Bjerknes]

Pls. Loser is only punching youth players.

He might piss in his kitchen though.

Then maybe he can knock some sense into Rouhi.

 

[Fr3sh]

il nuevo vidal?

 

[Stevie]

Looks alot like Martinez