Summer mercato thread 2022-23 season (85 Viewers)

[Akshen]

Calma fuck depay greedy unprofessional brat.

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Juventus are making a move for Leandro Paredes : loan plus obligation. [@DiMarzio)

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We are literally on fire in the transfer market and there could be possibly a good left back signing before the end of transfer window.

If there is anything on fire regarding our transfer campaign it's us setting ourselves on fire.

 

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[juve123]

If there is anything on fire regarding our transfer campaign it's us setting ourselves on fire.

Be positive Jihadball needs to be perfectly implemented this season.

 

[Bianconero81]

You know Juve are in dire straits, when a Juve fan looks forward to NBA season more than our season, because said Juventinos NBA team is Orlando Magic. Possibly worst team in the association, the Siena of NBA.

The reality is, I'm aware the Magic suck, so there are zero expectations. I can still enjoy watching them suck while developing some talents, watch other games, and look forward to Inside The NBA. With Cuckventus, I can't see an end in sight. It's like we're in freefall, and it's a very deep, dark and bottomless pit. The abyss, Juventus in this case, is a vortex, a blackhole that keeps sucking you in, and the more you are drawn in, the more bleak the prospects are, and the more miserable you become.

 

[Ronn]

If we're gonna blame Allegri and the mercato, we got to look at the top too. THEY hired all these guys.

For sure. Our main signing for our weakest area is an injury prone guy, and we're after more injury prone players.

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The reality is, I'm aware the Magic suck, so there are zero expectations. I can still enjoy watching them suck while developing some talents, watch other games, and look forward to Inside The NBA. With Cuckventus, I can't see an end in sight. It's like we're in freefall, and it's a very deep, dark and bottomless pit. The abyss, Juventus in this case, is a vortex, a blackhole that keeps sucking you in, and the more you are drawn in, the more bleak the prospects are, and the more miserable you become.

San Antonio fan here we're so tanking this year. But at least we know that's the case.

 

[Osman]

The reality is, I'm aware the Magic suck, so there are zero expectations. I can still enjoy watching them suck while developing some talents, watch other games, and look forward to Inside The NBA. With Cuckventus, I can't see an end in sight. It's like we're in freefall, and it's a very deep, dark and bottomless pit. The abyss, Juventus in this case, is a vortex, a blackhole that keeps sucking you in, and the more you are drawn in, the more bleak the prospects are, and the more miserable you become.

Well over 20 years of being Timberwolves fan, and we sucked 18 of those years (1 year of KG taking them to conference finals in 03-04, and 2018 when Butlers wolves got bounced in 1st round). I allways looked forward to Juve seasons way more then timberwolves ones because we allways sucked hard. For non NBA fans, cant stress enough how hard timberwolves have sucked, as in worst losing procentage of ALL american sports leagues.


Except this 2022-2023 season, timberwolves look like semi contenders after getting Rudy Gobert, while Juve dont even look like pretenders after 3 years of ineptitude.



This is a bizzaro world we live in...

 

[Akshen]

Be positive Jihadball needs to be perfectly implemented this season.

I already lost everything positive I had regarding Juve, no expectations at all.
This is our tactic :

 

[Bianconero81]

Well over 20 years of being Timberwolves fan, and we sucked 18 of those years (1 year of KG taking them to conference finals in 03-04, and 2018 when Butlers wolves got bounced in 1st round). I allways looked forward to Juve seasons way more then timberwolves ones because we allways sucked hard.


Except this 2022-2023 season, timberwolves look like semi contenders, while Juve dont even look like pretenders after 3 years of ineptitude.



This is a bizzaro world we live in...

You guys are going to be fun to watch this season, well except for Guber - I really don't like him.

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For sure. Our main signing for our weakest area is an injury prone guy, and we're after more injury prone players.

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San Antonio fan here we're so tanking this year. But at least we know that's the case.

I've always liked the Spurs. You guys are like the Bayern of the NBA. Duncan, Ginobli and Parker were awesome, and the fact that you wrecked those posers from Miami only made me appreciate you guys more.

 

[Ronn]

I already lost everything positive I had regarding Juve, no expectations at all.
This is our tactic :

Is that McKennie on the bottom right? He's closer to goal than everyone except Vlahovic lmao

 

[Karim30]

Milik and Paredes

Sounds like a Napoli or Roma mercato from 2016.

Our directors are fossils. The whole club should be torn apart after this.

That’s a 3/10 mercato, maybe 4 if I am being generous no real upgrades and injury prone players mostly at the end of their twenties. How do we expect this to be different from last season? Maybe we will secure 3rd spot because we have a better start but that’s about it.

 

[Bianconero81]

Won't be surprised if Allegri plays Milik-Vlahovic upfront in some games with Kostic RW and Rabiot LW in a 442

Can I sue for visual impairment if that happens? I don't think my medical insurance covers JIT or Juventus Induced Trauma.

 

[juve123]

I already lost everything positive I had regarding Juve, no expectations at all.
This is our tactic :

Wow perfect octagon.

 

[Post Ironic]

Nedved talking about Depay yesterday and they come up with Milik? The janitor has more say than him since he didn't want Allegri here too.

Our first rumours of going after Milik we’re during the Sarri and Pirlo seasons, bro. When Tootsie and Goldilocks were running the show.

 

[Ronn]

You guys are going to be fun to watch this season, well except for Guber - I really don't like him.

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I've always liked the Spurs. You guys are like the Bayern of the NBA. Duncan, Ginobli and Parker were awesome, and the fact that you wrecked those posers from Miami only made me appreciate you guys more.

2013-14 Spurs season was pure joy. The fact that Miami got destroyed in the final will remain with me forever.. Spurs are a small market team though so I wouldn't compare them to Bayern.

 

[Bianconero81]

2013-14 Spurs season was pure joy. The fact that Miami got destroyed in the final will remain with me forever.. Spurs are a small market team though so I wouldn't compare them to Bayern.

I mean in terms of organizational structure and discipline. You guys have your shit together, a proper system in place, and that allowed you to be ultra competitive for many years. Obviously having Pop and humble superstars who bonded well was imperative as well.

 

[Paid-off-Ref]

I already lost everything positive I had regarding Juve, no expectations at all.
This is our tactic :

When your midfield sucks so much you decide to play without it.

 

[Bianconero81]

I hear Yaya Toure wants to come out of retirement. Can we get him on a loan with option to try?

 

[Karim30]

I hear Yaya Toure wants to come out of retirement. Can we get him on a loan with option to try?

I’d consider Tarek Hamed at this point

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Our first rumours of going after Milik we’re during the Sarri and Pirlo seasons, bro. When Tootsie and Goldilocks were running the show.

I remember when we were constantly linked with him in the summer of 2019 and 2020.

IIRC he failed a medical at Roma and then Marseilles stepped in and signed him. At time many of us celebrated that they acquired him as it meant we were safe from being linked with him.

Now we are supposedly that desperate for a reserve striker, we are signing the failure from a mediocre Marseilles of the Uber Eats league.

This club is in turmoil.

 

[Bianconero81]

I’d consider Tarek Hamed at this point

Maybe we can coax Abu Treika out of retirement. He can actually pass the ball.

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I remember when we were constantly linked with him in the summer of 2019 and 2020.

IIRC he failed a medical at Roma and then Marseilles stepped in and signed him.

Now we are signing a failed player from a mediocre Marseilles of the Uber Eats league.

Uber Eats Ligue. I can't believe they actually renamed it that - fucking embarrassing. Even the Sunday pub league in Bangkok has a better name.

 

[Post Ironic]

I remember when we were constantly linked with him in the summer of 2019 and 2020.

IIRC he failed a medical at Roma and then Marseilles stepped in and signed him.

Now we are signing a failed player from a mediocre Marseilles of the Uber Eats league.

I’d be fine with Milik as backup CF, if it meant we could sell Kean for the 35-40mil we bought him for and reinvest that for a proper CM and/or starting LB.

If it were to be sign Milik for peanuts and on low wages —> sell Kean —> buy SMS / whatever top LB is available.

I’d sign up for that in a heartbeat.

But if it’s sign Milik and sign fucking Paredes. I mean wtf. Fire everyone involved in running the club.