Summer mercato thread 2022-23 season (91 Viewers)

[Paolino]

our squad sucks. we need one more starter CB, another big CM as Pogba is not consistent and if he gets injured, the midfield will be ridiculous just like last year. also we lack wingers and our LB is shit. with current squad we will fight again for 4th position. for me its 4/10 mercato so far.

 

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[Osman]

Can I report osman for racism?

Aren't you Dutch? You are all 2 meter tall, looks silly for giants to report anyone.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Is this sarcasm? I hope it is.


Its just brief description (conan didnt allow him to elaborate), but he nails it still:

I was basing it off my experience with German exchange students in college.

 

[Dominic]

Aren't you Dutch? You are all 2 meter tall, looks silly for giants to report anyone.

Another racist post.

I’m half German.
And not nearly 2 meter tall

 

[X Æ A-12]

Can I report osman for racism?

It would be racist if you gave him a pass

 

[Lapa]

The Sopranos

The greatest TV series the world has ever know.

Nah, nobody watched that shit.

 

[Lion]

A bit concerning that we are 3 weeks away to starting the season and still have a lot of issues to resolve:

- LB should be a priority
- We are still short on wide players if we are planning to play 4-3-3, particularly on the left.
- We need a backup striker.
- Ideally we should upgrade Rugani at CB. I'm not sure who we are planning to start next to Bremer but Bonucci had fitness issues and looks past it.
- We have too big a squad and need to get rid of the surplus players.

i think the amount of time it's taking to offload arthur, ramsey, rabiot and pellegrini is screwing with plans. one or two of those staying is no big deal but can't move forward without offloading some of those wages. arthur and ramsey leaving would clear over 15 million in wages.

without selling some of these extra players we are back to playing an unbalanced squad again like you point out. its worrying for sure

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wonder if we could trade arthur for gundogan

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guys hear me out:

zaniolo for rabiot + pellegrini

arthur + kean for bernardo silva

 

[Xperd]

our squad sucks. we need one more starter CB, another big CM as Pogba is not consistent and if he gets injured, the midfield will be ridiculous just like last year. also we lack wingers and our LB is shit. with current squad we will fight again for 4th position. for me its 4/10 mercato so far.

This is the time to give guys like Fagioli a chance instead of wasting money on Paredes and the likes. That guy looks more than ready to play for Juve unlike the other youngsters I've seen who look raw and mediocre.
Perfect opportunity to slot him in considering our first choice midfielders are injury worries.

We have definitely improved from last season. If we sign another young talented fullback and a winger/SS before the window closes, it would be a solid 8 for me.

Bringing in players like Paredes and Morata (two players that Allegri apparently has requested) would automatically take my rating down to a 5.

 

[DanielSz]

Nah, nobody watched that shit.

I’ve seen a lot of dumb posts on here, but this may be the worst one yet.

 

[U Picciriddu]

Ekrem Konur : Juventus have made a £20million offer to Liverpool for Roberto Firmino

 

[Osman]

I’ve seen a lot of dumb posts on here, but this may be the worst one yet.

If you compile a list of 100 of such "wtf" posts like the one you quoted for whole Tuz in past decade, Lapa will own atleast 40% of said list.

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Ekrem Konur : Juventus have made a £20million offer to Liverpool for Roberto Firmino

This signing makes perfect sense.

 

[Robee]

Zip it you Bhenchod. Are you a doctor/physician? Are you familiar with recoveries pertaining to ACL injuries? Earlier today, I posted a list of names of players in various sports who successfully recovered from ACL injuries, some who returned even better than they were prior to their injuries. The year is 2022 and medicine and recovery methods have probably improved.

@Robee who actually studied sports therapy and the lovely Serbian girl (can't remember her name) also wrote a paper on this, so let's hear what they have to say instead.

Meh, having had 2 acl ruptures isn't a road to disaster. It must be screened and monitored ofc. It's always more of a risk than someone who hadn't but that doesn't mean much. There will always be injury risks, for any pro athlete. Just manage them in the right way...

 

[DanielSz]

Ekrem Konur : Juventus have made a £20million offer to Liverpool for Roberto Firmino

don’t get my hopes up please di Maria and firmino in one lineup wowee

 

[Nzoric]

Firmino would be pure sex


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[Gagi]

Ekrem Konur : Juventus have made a £20million offer to Liverpool for Roberto Firmino

 

[GarfielD]

Ekrem Konur :

 

[FlavioJuve]

Manchester United could imminently make a bid for Lazio midfield star Sergej Milinkovic-Savic.
That’s according to a report from La Lazio Siamo Noi, who claim that United are about to ‘deliver a proposal’ to the 27-year-old’s agent, which he then will take to the Lazio owners.

Best scenario would be that Man Utd get an offer accepted which we can match and hope that SMS wants to stay in Italy and joins us (like Vlahovic)

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

So Morata for a third stint.

Yay.

 

[Luca]

So Morata for a third stint.

Yay.

No offence to him, but I wish he would just fuck off.

 

[rainhard]

Also Bayern focus on recruiting physically strong and athletic players kinda like PL teams whilst we have done the complete opposite over the past few years so it's normal that they'd look fitter and stronger than us

And that is the recipe for unbeatable Conte's season with us too