Summer mercato thread 2022-23 season (64 Viewers)

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Roman

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:yuck: :inter:

And this is why I dislike Allegrisaurus. He always has this fascination with certain players. Fuck Parepiss. Bringing both he and Morata in after the early excitement of the mercato would be so underwhelming.

Trust Rovella and Fagioli ffs! Yes, Miretti might still be young, so send him out on loan. No need to bring in a lethargic one dimensional shitcunt on high wages with no resale value just so you can have your fucking obsession of playing a regista fulfilled. It seems he's steeped in his ways - so fucking stubborn. I was actually led to believe he spent two years out studying the game. It seems he has learned nothing.
This is exactly like that.
He has certain players that he loves and he will always look out to bring them here...
 

cimenk

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Jul 23, 2008
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Paredes is getting serious, I guess he will be our new regista.

❗Paredes could replace Arthur at Juventus. First contacts have begun.

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Paredes (28) is valued 30m by PSG and net salary 7m.
If before we thought Kostic (29) which contract expiring for 17-18m and salary around 3m is expensive. I expect our interest for Paredes is just media speculation.
I remember Arrivabene said that we will only invest with quite amount only for young player or player with resale value in winter mercato
 

DanielSz

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Sep 6, 2014
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Neither Agresti or Pedulla think another CB is a priority right now, mainly because of Rugani. He won’t be easy to dump. Agresti doesnt think Milenkovic is an objective.

Tellin ya, prepare for Gatti to play a lot. Preseason should be a good test for him.
 

rainhard

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May 5, 2004
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If we exchange Arthur and Paredes, it means nothing change. Because if you skinned Paredes outer layer, you will find Arthur inside. the only different is this one will be blue and white with a little touch of yellow sun, while the other one is green and yellow with a little touch of blue globe

One is down to earth, the other is always look up to the sky
 

Bianconero81

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Jan 26, 2009
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Shitty names tbh. Hopefully, the journos know nothing, and we're bringing in Zaniolo and an exciting name for LB.

Limp dick small cock energy signings like Parepiss and Culoti should not be on the agenda.
 

AOD4

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Nov 24, 2004
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Arnautovic is average. I'd rather have Belotti.
I prefer Arnautovic than Belotti , because he is more mobile . He can play off Dusan like Morata does and i see this as the only reason why Allegri is fine. Its like a cheaper version of Morata, and we probably will go for Arna if the terms for Morata is too expensive

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I cant imagine we go into the season with the current set of CB's . We have Bonucci on his last years who needs to be fit all the time, Bremer who never played for national team or CL level football, Gati a bricklayer who no one knows what too expect, and Rugani who we all agree should always be on the bench.
We really need another CB, i find that more pressing than a need for LB or another midfielder.

The only other area equally important to get a body is on the forward line at least we are rumoured for Morata/Arna.
 

LiquidPLP

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Jun 9, 2012
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So Fabiana Della Valle brings both good and bad news? What's wrong with this club, really?

News that Ramsey wants 4m severance pay while Juve offers 2m points to meeting halfway there, alright. It sucks but we save something and the leech is gone, so I guess we're happy.

Arsenal offers loan + obligation to buy for Arthur, perfect. The player wants to go back to Barfa but fuck him, we need to push him to Arsenal, Barfa are broke.

And the last but not least - Paredes. PSG value him 30m and he has a salary of 7m (net or gross?). Fuck that, just offload the bums and bet on Fagioli + Rovella + Miretti. Paredes is hardly an improvement, money (a lot of) down the drain tbh.
 

Bianconero81

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Parepiss must be an Allegri request - he likes his dinosaurs and relics. Before sleeping every evening, he cums buckets to experience. This is why we need a new non-Italian coach with ideas, not someone steeped in his ways who obsesses over the same shit. I'd be so pissed off if we miss out on Zaniolo so we can bring in the Argentine Fagiot and the dinosaur from Bologna.
 

LiquidPLP

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Parepiss must be an Allegri request - he likes his dinosaurs and relics. Before sleeping every evening, he cums buckets to experience. This is why we need a new non-Italian coach with ideas, not someone steeped in his ways who obsesses over the same shit. I'd be so pissed off if we miss out on Zaniolo so we can bring in the Argentine Fagiot and the dinosaur from Bologna.
I mean, the solution(s) are already at home. Rovella is a classic regista and both Fagioli and Miretti can get the job done is some games, easily. All of them together cost a fraction of fucking Paredes who is pretty injury prone these days too. Plus, Loca is the starter. We're set.
Unless we can land SMS, I see no reason in 'investing' in midfield. We need solutions or sticking to our kids, not swapping our old trash for someone else's.
 

Bianconero81

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I mean, the solution(s) are already at home. Rovella is a classic regista and both Fagioli and Miretti can get the job done is some games, easily. All of them together cost a fraction of fucking Paredes who is pretty injury prone these days too. Plus, Loca is the starter. We're set.
Unless we can land SMS, I see no reason in 'investing' in midfield. We need solutions or sticking to our kids, not swapping our old trash for someone else's.
And yet, here we are, threatening to repeat mistakes of the past to satisfy a coach who lacks ingenuity. Yet some Tuzzers will still find ways to justify this trade, and shockingly, others are actually beating their tiny meatsicles to the prospect of this injury prone Faggot lining up in our colors. Fuck Parepiss and fuck the regista position.
 

Post Ironic

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And yet, here we are, threatening to repeat mistakes of the past to satisfy a coach who lacks ingenuity. Yet some Tuzzers will still find ways to justify this trade, and shockingly, others are actually beating their tiny meatsicles to the prospect of this injury prone Faggot lining up in our colors. Fuck Parepiss and fuck the regista position.
Jesus Christ, you are a drama queen. :lol2:
 

Amer

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Feb 13, 2005
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I would be very satisfied with this Mercato if we could nail just one more signing: a top winger/forward.

If we could get rid of some deadwood in the process, then that would be 9/10 Mercato for me.
 

Orgut

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Dec 31, 2002
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Paredes isnt amazing but he is a good player.
The problems are fee and wages.
At 15m and 4m wages I wouldnt mind but for more than that I rather we just keep what we have

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I would be very satisfied with this Mercato if we could nail just one more signing: a top winger/forward.

If we could get rid of some deadwood in the process, then that would be 9/10 Mercato for me.
Still far from 9 but we did improve our mid though.
 
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