Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21 (159 Viewers)

[InterMerda]

Another Paratici masterclass.
I have no problem with these inflated deals as long as we get a decent player who will have a sell-on value.
Danilo is a useless 29 year old who is only getting worse and worse.
As such he will another version of Khedira/ Higuain.

Pfff that's an insult to Sami and Gonzalo considering they were very good players back in the day. Danilo has always been ass.

 

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[Lion]

A young boy returns home from school and says to his father "Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you."

"What happened?" The father asks.

"Well, she asked me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answered '63' , then she asked, 'and 9 * 7?' So I asked 'what's the fucking difference?'

"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''

The next day, the boy comes home from school and says, "Dad, have you gone by the school?"

"Not yet."
"Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also."

"Why?" asks the father.

"Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then my right arm, I also raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. 'Now,' he says, 'lift your left leg,' so I asked, 'What, am I suppose to stand on.... my cock??'"

"Exactly," says the father. "Alright, I'll come."

The next day, the boy asks his father "Did you go to the school?" "No, not yet."

"Don't bother, I got expelled."

Surprised, the father asks "Why did you get expelled?"

"Well, they summoned me to the principal's office, and sitting there were the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher."

"The fuck was the art teacher doing there!?" asks the father.

"That's what I said!"

 

[Van Helsing]

guys hear me out:

berna + ds + danilo out

hysaj + dzeko + loan for dembele.

latest reports saying that berna will stay and Pirlo will transform him to zambrotta.

 

[Lion]

van helsing stick to opressing vampires k bruh? leave the football fantasy to me

 

[kappa96]

Another Paratici masterclass.
I have no problem with these inflated deals as long as we get a decent player who will have a sell-on value.
Danilo is a useless 29 year old who is only getting worse and worse.
As such he will another version of Khedira/ Higuain.

Unfortunately you are right , but the fact of the matter is , we needed the money, and cancelo wanted the move ,if I remember correctly.

 

[Hust]

 

[GiocataGrande]

A young boy returns home from school and says to his father "Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you."

"What happened?" The father asks.

"Well, she asked me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answered '63' , then she asked, 'and 9 * 7?' So I asked 'what's the fucking difference?'

"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''

The next day, the boy comes home from school and says, "Dad, have you gone by the school?"

"Not yet."
"Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also."

"Why?" asks the father.

"Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then my right arm, I also raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. 'Now,' he says, 'lift your left leg,' so I asked, 'What, am I suppose to stand on.... my cock??'"

"Exactly," says the father. "Alright, I'll come."

The next day, the boy asks his father "Did you go to the school?" "No, not yet."

"Don't bother, I got expelled."

Surprised, the father asks "Why did you get expelled?"

"Well, they summoned me to the principal's office, and sitting there were the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher."

"The fuck was the art teacher doing there!?" asks the father.

"That's what I said!"

I didnt get it , still funny for some reason

 

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[zizinho]

Do we need 5 fullbacks? 5 CBs (one being able to play all across a back 4, like Puyol, Howedes, Boateng or Caceres) and 4 fullbacks makes more sense imo

 

[Hust]

Do we need 5 fullbacks? 5 CBs (one being able to play all across a back 4, like Puyol, Howedes, Boateng or Caceres) and 4 fullbacks makes more sense imo

Well..Danilo is always injured, so is MDS and if they stay, yeah lol we probably do.

 

[Van Helsing]

van helsing stick to opressing vampires k bruh? leave the football fantasy to me

I'm not working because of corona. vampires can wait.

good luck to you in your fantasies.

 

[X Æ A-12]

LOLOL

Yay!

 

[Hust]

yeah I am glad Pellegrini is staying.

 

[X Æ A-12]

yeah I am glad Pellegrini is staying.

i know I always come across as enthusiastic but that time was sarcasm

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Danilo and De Sciglio are shiiiiiiiiit

 

[David01]

I don't think there will be a lot of deals, Dzeko yes and hopefully Aouar but I reckon that will be all, hopefully that will be enough, Pirlo will have to be a very good coach

 

[zizinho]

Well..Danilo is always injured, so is MDS and if they stay, yeah lol we probably do.

But we can't afford that many players with the 17+4+4 rule

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When are you doing a transfer meter @Mark

 

[.zero]

Wait so we might get cash for Higuain?

Imagine whole salary and cash on top of that? Insane, thank god for Miami

Becks is fvcking his investors and the tax paying residents of Miami

someone better tell Victoria that Becks is cheating on her

 

[Mark]

But we can't afford that many players with the 17+4+4 rule

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When are you doing a transfer meter @Mark

 

[Salvo]

any talk of fees?

Probably somewhere in the 25 ml range. It wouldn't surprise me if it's a loan with option or something though

 

[GordoDeCentral]

@Mark we need percentages brahski