Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21 (102 Viewers)

[Mark]

Valdifiori.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Mr Chocolate]

Aquilani out of retirement

 

[Boksic]

Juventus & Roma are close to find an agreement for the exchange between Mandragora-Cristante. [La Repubblica]

What a dreadful deal.

Would we even get much plusvalenza if we have to buy Mandragora back?

 

[JuvePerSempre10]

ah who cares, it's not as if either of the two will see much of the field here anyway. If this plusvalenza means we can splash a little more on important targets this summer i'm all for it. If not however, we need to get our priorities straight in being a football club rather than a corporation.

 

[Osman]

This perpetual flight forward, we sell Stu and then buy romero a fortune, and we don't know what to do with him now. We sell Madragora a fortune, we will be forced to buy him back , then trading him for a trivial player as Cristante. And next year when useless Cristante is worth 40 million in our books, we will try to exchange him for Florenzi.

This story is a fucking Ponzi scheme, and Fabio's place should be in the same cell as Maddof.

You sound kinda clueless tbh.

 

[Raphaël]

if we really get Cristante then I'm a f*ckin' jinx.

new strategic tactic financially, trust him.

You sound kinda clueless tbh.

Yet I thought I had been moderate.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Valdifiori.

Vazquez

Reunited with Dybala.

 

[Bianconero81]

Fortunately, the Mercato window is quite short this year, so hopefully Tumorous Tootise won't have enough time to truly fuck shit up

Cristante

We must always acquire and procure those obscure Jabronis. Never change Juventus, never change

 

[MikeM]

Probably will have to double Cristante's salary because he knows we need him to agree to the swap because we need that sweet sweet plusvalenza because we buy 30 year olds at full price and can't amortize their contracts and also give them high wage extensions until they're 37 years old and then we will try to sell Cristante in a year but we can't because we had to double his salary.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Am I being delusional for thinking the plusvalenza is there to offset an imminent primetime transfer

 

[lgorTudor]

new strategic tactic financially, trust him.

your face when you have to solve (a+b) or x²

 

[Bianconero81]

Am I being delusional for thinking the plusvalenza is there to offset an imminent primetime transfer

I hope you're right. I'm going to channel my inner Hustini and look for that ray of optimism, hoping that this primetime transfer you speak of is a superstar midfield player (not a striker) not named Jorginho

Oh wait. Scrap that. Superstar and Jorginho in the same sentence is an oxymoron.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Am I being delusional for thinking the plusvalenza is there to offset an imminent primetime transfer

Yes

 

[.zero]

Am I being delusional for thinking the plusvalenza is there to offset an imminent primetime transfer

Yeah you're delusional here fam

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I hope you're right. I'm going to channel my inner Hustini and look for that ray of optimism, hoping that this primetime transfer you speak of is a superstar midfield player (not a striker) not named Jorginho

Oh wait. Scrap that. Superstar and Jorginho in the same sentence is an oxymoron.

Worst case scenario we go to Pattaya for 4 days and drown our sorrows in walking street

 

[Bianconero81]

Worst case scenario we go to Pattaya for 4 days and drown our sorrows in walking street

Solid plan

 

[juve123]

What a dreadful deal.

Would we even get much plusvalenza if we have to buy Mandragora back?

It is similar to spinazzola pellegrini swap deal last year

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Oh Fuck off
i was joking about him actually playing here

Who doesnt sarri like? Like every new name linked with us sarri likes

 

[DAiDEViL]

Solid plan

Dirty disease spreading tourists welcome again?

 

[Bianconero81]

Dirty disease spreading tourists welcome again?

Not yet Bro. Possibly July, but it's up in the air (no pun intended) at the moment. It's all about potentials and hypotheticals at this point.