Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21 (96 Viewers)

[Hust]

Them Murican and mexican markets

This is really all part of the USMCA.

We will make Juve great again.

 

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[KB824]

He better be good, or we'll be shitting on you Muricans for years.

As if you guys haven''t done that to us the entire time we've been here, so that won't be anything new

 

[piotrr]

Get this McDonalds, Locatelli, Milik and we're set

Spoiler

for yet another embarassing CL exit

 

[Amer]

Does he like fast cars, alcohol and parties?

Buckle up people, here we go...

 

[Hust]

He better be good, or we'll be shitting on you Muricans for years.

lol calma

 

[j0ker]

The resemblance in playing style between Mckennie and a young Vidal is uncanny. He's Pirlo's Vidal and Arthur is Pirlo's Pirlo

Aouar to be Pirlo's Pogba?

 

[Osman]

If anyone is not sure where Hustini stands on this, here you go:

juventUSA

 

[Enron]

As if you guys haven''t done that to us the entire time we've been here, so that won't be anything new

we’re pretty accustomed to our secondary citizen status amongst the football might of Trinidad and Bolivia

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

As if you guys haven''t done that to us the entire time we've been here, so that won't be anything new

Team America's defence is pretty strong these days and returns all attacks with double the force

 

[Hust]

If we sign two Americans this summer

 

[Osman]

If anyone is not sure where Hustini stands on this, here you go:

juventUSA

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

we’re pretty accustomed to our secondary citizen status amongst the football might of Trinidad and Bolivia

See what I mean?

 

[Enron]

If we sign two Americans this summer

omfg I might buy a kit

 

[Osman]

I skipped mercado for a day and we signed/are signing mckennie?

Where's his fred?

The americans are fapping too much to remember they are supposed to make a player thread lol.

 

[KB824]

If we sign two Americans this summer

Here's the thing. If somehow they don't succeed, the very first thing people will being up is their nationality. You know it and I know it.

 

[pavluska]

If we sign two Americans this summer

 

[KB824]

The americans are fapping too much to remember they are supposed to make a player thread lol.

#1) That responsibility falls on me
#2) It's not official yet
#3) I'm fucking horrible at making them

 

[pavluska]

The americans are fapping too much to remember they are supposed to make a player thread lol.

Is it official or reports stage?

 

[Enron]

Here's the thing. If somehow they don't succeed, the very first thing people will being up is their nationality. You know it and I know it.

yep, we are prepared

 

[pavluska]

^ nvm

 

[Hust]

omfg I might buy a kit

haha - people will think we bought a Juve jersey and put our names on the back

 

[zizinho]

He played few games as a CB this season, in a 4 man backline

 

[Enron]

haha - people will think we bought a Juve jersey and put our names on the back

haha true

 

[Amer]

Here's the thing. If somehow they don't succeed, the very first thing people will being up is their nationality. You know it and I know it.

Naaaa, first they will bring up is Paratici's momma. Then comes everything else.

 

[Hust]

IF we buy two American's and Dzeko this summer I'm buying the servers and the forum and will make everyone a mod. Complete carnage.

 

[Mark]

The americans are fapping too much to remember they are supposed to make a player thread lol.

#1) That responsibility falls on me
#2) It's not official yet
#3) I'm fucking horrible at making them

3.1 Mark needs to make a tutorial on how to open a player thread.