Summer Mercato Thread 2018 (81 Viewers)

[Ronn]

@Hustini translate

Who dat?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Orgut]

Higuain ~$55M
Benatia ~$20M
Sturaro ~ $15M
Khedira if possible ~$15M
Alex Sandro perhaps ~$45M

You do know we will need to buy players to replace those right? (not everyone but we will need to buy a CB for Benatia and LB for A.Sandro...)

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

To gain access as a guy you need to post yourself having sex with a girl that isn't a) a family member b) a prostitute c) both a and b.

So 5 Tuzzers

 

[Hust]

Arrivano conferme per Cristiano Ronaldo alla Juve.
Che grande colpo!
Complimenti alla Juventus, a Marotta e a Paratici.#CR7allaJuve

Confirmation CR is arriving to Juve

Great coup

Compliments to the board blah blah blah
@Mark

 

[Mark]

Who dat?

rai guy

 

[shilawieh]

@zizinho

What?

fuck sake not this shit again. can a mod change my username to anything else.

also this was supposed to to be a replay Mark on his ''Pedullà mentions Cavani.''

 

[Hust]

fuck sake not this shit again. can a mod change my username to anything else.

also this was supposed to to be a replay Mark on his ''Pedullà mentions Cavani.''

@zizinho @Wittl

 

[KB824]

fuck sake not this shit again. can a mod change my username to anything else.

also this was supposed to to be a replay Mark on his ''Pedullà mentions Cavani.''

I'm sorry man. This is just way too funny.

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@zizinho @Wittl

Oh my god, I'm crying here, Cam

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You know what woudl be the best?


If they did change his name to "Anything Else"

 

[ClaudiOHHH]

You do know we will need to buy players to replace those right? (not everyone but we will need to buy a CB for Benatia and LB for A.Sandro...)

Have you heard of players named maybe Caldara or Rugani?

 

[Hust]

I'm sorry man. This is just way too funny.

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Oh my god, I'm crying here, Cam

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You know what woudl be the best?


If they did change his name to "Anything Else"

@Mark

Change his name.

#youhavethepower

 

[alexjuventino]

 

[Hust]

Translate hoe I had to

 

[Klovn]

If this goes through, I will allow the mods to change my username to Badass Ronaldo, this is my sacrifice.

 

[1251alex]

The Aguero saga was crazier because we sucked and we all knew it therefore we were desperate for a world class player to join us. That shit was nuts. Lmao.

 

[Hust]

https://mobile.twitter.com/JuventusNation/status/1014266867223912448




“Can't wait til Allegri makes Ronaldo play left back.”


“Also won't be a full-time starter until December at the earliest.”

 

[KB824]

The Aguero saga was crazier because we sucked and we all knew it therefore we were desperate for a world class player to join us. That shit was nuts. Lmao.

I think your avatar just got me high

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

1673 users online

 

[Maddy]

ANNOUNCE BADASS RONALDO

 

[j0ker]

The Aguero saga was crazier because we sucked and we all knew it therefore we were desperate for a world class player to join us. That shit was nuts. Lmao.

Dzeko and especially Aguero saga killed me.

I learned my lesson though.

 

[Maddy]

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