Summer Mercato Thread 2018 (75 Viewers)

[Mark]

Okay Donald.

Don't get all offended when I call Roman Catholics little boy diddlers. Your priests have been doing that shit for years. No malice, just an observation. Stop being such a martyr. Y'all aren't being persecuted by the real Romans anymore.

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I stick with the skinny, dark hair, dark eyes, heroin junkie look. @DAiDEViL
@Fr3sh won't join me for a good cuck session unless I bring a cow.

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Are we going to make any half-decent signings before the WC. Or are we all going to be biting our nails and panicking come August?

I'm guessing we'll wait till after the WC to announce some players playing there but we could read of these deals being close.

 

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[juve123]

I'm guessing we'll wait till after the WC to announce some players playing there but we could read of these deals being close.

Mark why do we want chiesa is mandzukic leaving

 

[Mark]

Mark why do we want chiesa is mandzukic leaving

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Throw a "k" into Golovin and you probably heard of him... Canelo's positive test discouraged him so he's taking up futbol.

our very own GGG

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Okay Donald.

Don't get all offended when I call Roman Catholics little boy diddlers. Your priests have been doing that shit for years. No malice, just an observation. Stop being such a martyr. Y'all aren't being persecuted by the real Romans anymore.

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I stick with the skinny, dark hair, dark eyes, heroin junkie look. @DAiDEViL
@Fr3sh won't join me for a good cuck session unless I bring a cow.

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Are we going to make any half-decent signings before the WC. Or are we all going to be biting our nails and panicking come August?

Lol only on tuz

 

[Post Ironic]

Lol only on tuz

That progression looks pretty funny (and silly) in a single post. Mercato thread isn't busy enough yet. We need to be linked with more mediocre rubbish for this thread to go full-blown meltdown.

 

[Fr3sh]

Angry.

In point of fact, I'm quite amused.

 

[Cronios]

Mercato is not going well for us, we seem rather focused at raising funds, still unable to secure our designated targets (Can, Perin, Darmian)
and every bid we made was rejected for being 15-20% bellow starting price.
Since we did nothing in the x-mas transfer window, we have been plotting are acquisition for a full year now, yet nothing materialized...
Not even the usual string of young talents we announce early on...
Opportunity targets (and sales) arise after the mundial, but there never enough time to secure a lot of deals during that time and untill the end of the transfer window.

 

[Monty]

Mercato is not going well for us, we seem rather focused at raising funds, still unable to secure our designated targets (Can, Perin, Darmian)
and every bid we made was rejected for being 15-20% bellow starting price.
Since we did nothing in the x-mas transfer window, we have been plotting are acquisition for a full year now, yet nothing materialized...
Not even the usual string of young talents we announce early on...
Opportunity targets (and sales) arise after the mundial, but there never enough time to secure a lot of deals during that time and untill the end of the transfer window.

That seems like a bit of an over-reaction. Except for liverpool I havent seen any other clubs around europe do much either as of yet. And they had coutinho money from january ready to spend.

As Mark would say #Calma

 

[Salvo]

Paul playing social media games again?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Mercato is not going well for us, we seem rather focused at raising funds, still unable to secure our designated targets (Can, Perin, Darmian)
and every bid we made was rejected for being 15-20% bellow starting price.
Since we did nothing in the x-mas transfer window, we have been plotting are acquisition for a full year now, yet nothing materialized...
Not even the usual string of young talents we announce early on...
Opportunity targets (and sales) arise after the mundial, but there never enough time to secure a lot of deals during that time and untill the end of the transfer window.

We already signed perin

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

We already signed perin

And Can will be confirmed by the end of next week too.

 

[Bianconero81]

I remember him from LOTR.

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Isn’t that the chapter in your book. The gospel according to bidone

I'm quite sure there's a whole chapter in the book titled "Priesthood 101" on "fondling little boys and playing with their toys"

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How good is this Golovin kid?

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@Mark, have we ever been interested in Belotti?

If we have to sell Higuain to buy SMS, then getting Morata on loan and buying Belotti sounds really good to me.

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Okay Donald.

Don't get all offended when I call Roman Catholics little boy diddlers. Your priests have been doing that shit for years. No malice, just an observation. Stop being such a martyr. Y'all aren't being persecuted by the real Romans anymore.

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I stick with the skinny, dark hair, dark eyes, heroin junkie look. @DAiDEViL
@Fr3sh won't join me for a good cuck session unless I bring a cow.

+rep

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Paul playing social media games again?

This counts for nothing, what does the barber have to say? @DAiDEViL

 

[Orgut]

Mercato is not going well for us, we seem rather focused at raising funds, still unable to secure our designated targets (Can, Perin, Darmian)
and every bid we made was rejected for being 15-20% bellow starting price.
Since we did nothing in the x-mas transfer window, we have been plotting are acquisition for a full year now, yet nothing materialized...
Not even the usual string of young talents we announce early on...
Opportunity targets (and sales) arise after the mundial, but there never enough time to secure a lot of deals during that time and untill the end of the transfer window.

Yeah up to now we havent done shit for the 2018 mercato.. We should have started 10 years ago signing 10 year olds..

 

[IlCapitano]

 

[Bianconero81]

Spoiler

Please spoiler that shit man. Belotti is just another Immobile; big fish in a small pond syndrome

 

[DAiDEViL]

I stick with the skinny, dark hair, dark eyes, heroin junkie look. @DAiDEViL

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Please spoiler that shit man. Belotti is just another Immobile; big fish in a small pond syndrome

Wannabe Immobile

 

[Xperd]

What i read in today's morning papers is Mandzukic is set to stay as he's apparently still a 'vital' part of Allegri's plans

Marchisio is leaving apparently and he's supposedly negotiating a severance package with the club

The plan for Chiesa is to sign him now and leave him at Viola on loan for a year according to some reports

 

[Maddy]

Just the sheer thought, that we spend ~50m on a non-impact player

Meanwhile.. In our midfield

Manbro staying