Summer Mercato Thread 2018 (163 Viewers)

[Mr Chocolate]

i stayed up till 5:30am refreshing for updates, fucking dead atm

 

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[JUVESUPPORTER]

i stayed up till 5:30am refreshing for updates, $#@!ing dead atm

Why bother? No news is going to break from 11pm-8am

 

[Wittl]

i really feel bad for @Xperd

Not if it collapses. Then he might be the luckiest guy out of us.

 

[ZoSo]

i stayed up till 5:30am refreshing for updates, fucking dead atm

Location: University of Sex

Slob On My Knob

 

[pavluska]

i really feel bad for @Xperd

Banned or on vacation?

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Who's still awake? I'm having a burger and watching Brooklyn nine nine while tracking random planes on the flight tracker link you guys shared. These are indeed some desperate times

Go to sleep. Nothing will happen till Monday at the earliest.

 

[Wittl]

Banned or on vacation?

Eye surgery.

 

[Maddy]

So in the morning news today, they were talking about soem obscure World Cup, I was liek :watface: GIVE ME SOEM FUCKEN NEWS ON CRISTIANO RONALDO. NOW! Who cares about the socalled "World Cup". This is RONALDO CUP 2018!

Spoiler

ANNOUNCE RONALDO

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Eye surgery.

I'm sorry to hear. Dude needs to be a bit more careful when eating dick.

 

[pavluska]

Eye surgery.

Lol. Can read with one eye or has no idea about Ronaldo? Imagine the surprise when he finds out.


And lmao at the plane talk and watch from last pages. Can't tell if the in depth analyses are forced for fun or people were proper analyzing every directional change.

 

[Mr Chocolate]

Location: University of Sex

Slob On My Knob

going for my doctorate

 

[juventino320]

Not if it collapses. Then he might be the luckiest guy out of us.

lol

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well i hope he is doing fine after the surgery that first, but after all his efforts in the mercato he choose the wrong time to do it, i feel he is dying post something.

 

[tassard]

I NEED NEWS

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Announce Sergio Floccari

 

[tassard]

Announce Rolando Bianchi!!

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

https://twitter.com/adp1113/status/1015110049197420545?s=21

Agnelli on that jealous stalker ex-boyfriend shit

 

[alexjuventino]

I can't even sleep rn, mostly cause of a migraine but where Ronaldo at????

 

[Orgut]

If we do sign him and Im saying if because its C.Ronaldo and even though it is 90% done deal it sounds so unrealistic.. but if we sign him and keep Dybala while selling Higuain, I cant keep to wonder how will Dybala play alongside him - Despite scoring lots of goals I saw Dybala`s season (apart from the start which he Messid it) as a bad season as he wasnt performing on a constant basis and despite clearly being the most talented player D.Costa was twice as good as him for us.
D.Costa Dybala C.Ronaldo - I cant keep to wonder how will Dybala fare for us..

P.S If you think C.Ronaldo will score the same crazy amount of goals for us as he did for Real you need to think again - Its not impossible but more improbable as our mid is not as good as Real`s - In any case I do expect him to be much better than Higuain who wasnt that bad himself..

 

[littlePrince]

Marotta is at bed now, no news

 

[Wittl]

I'm sorry to hear. Dude needs to be a bit more careful when eating dick.

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[Afghan_juventus]

Announce Portuguese Berardi plzzz

 

[pitbull]

So in the morning news today, they were talking about soem obscure World Cup, I was liek :watface: GIVE ME SOEM FUCKEN NEWS ON CRISTIANO RONALDO. NOW! Who cares about the socalled "World Cup". This is RONALDO CUP 2018!

Spoiler

ANNOUNCE RONALDO

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I'm sorry to hear. Dude needs to be a bit more careful when eating dick.

caps locks is for the mildly retarded