Summer Mercato Thread 2018 (69 Viewers)

[lgorTudor]

I'll delete your account.

you cant even delete drool from your face #nopowers

 

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[Klin]

Imagine having Ronaldo and still playing ugly, boring defensive football.

Imagine you saying something that makes sense.

 

[Mark]

CR7 in Ibiza...SKY have a guy there.

 

[icemaη]

...4

I know he's a physical specimen but even he surely won't be at peak prowess at 37. Hopefully he won't pull a Iaquinta the final year. Maybe we'll get some money from China

 

[Hist]

Here is a crazy idea. If we are going to spend a gazillion dollars, why not go after someone who has more than two years left of his career.

Because Ronaldo is arguably GOAT and can instantly make our brand worth double.. not to mention the goals and everything else.

 

[Liviu]

Net? That's like 65M/year.

According to Google, the rate is 43% (above 75k Euros) and it will be 43M.

 

[Mark]

GDM said Juve didn't want to talk today...maybe tomorrow.

 

[Ronn]

Imagine having Ronaldo and still playing ugly, boring defensive football.

It takes at least 6 months to slowly integrate him. Since Higuain most likely will be sold, we'll start with Cuadrado, Dybala and Mandzukic front 3 until February.

 

[Klin]

According to Google, the rate is 43% (above 75k Euros) and it will be 43M.

That's a Cancelo less every Summer for the next 4 years.

GDM said Juve didn't want to talk today...maybe tomorrow.

 

[Cronios]

I have been asking for an AMF for 5 years, i thought Beppe has been ignoring me. But... Was he waitin for Cr7?

 

[Marty]

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[Ronn]

What number? #7 is occupied

He'll take Stu's number once he leaves. CR27 is his new nickname.

 

[Suns]

I feel like Massimo Di Culo is behind all of this.

 

[lgorTudor]

Greatest pulled up shorts of all time

OUR pulled up shorts soon

 

[KB824]

@King of Kings

You're going to have to get me laid if you want the player thread

 

[Klin]

You're going to have to get me laid if you want the player thread

Come on Serge, I've never opened one.

 

[italiacalcio10]

If Luca Toni can score 20+ goals at age 38-39, I'm sure Cristiano won't have a problem.
What is with that Jaguar profile pick that Marchisio & Cancelo are using too? What's the meaning?

Also Skybet odds:

Ronaldo to Juventus 8/11
Ronaldo stay in Madrid 6/5
Neymar to RM 2/1
Morata to Juve 5/4
Martial to Juve 3/1
Hazard to RM 9/4
Higuain to Chelsea 9/4
Lewandowski 5/2

Essentially bookies are saying:
We may swap Higuain & Morata
We may buy Ronaldo, and Real Madrid will replace him with Lewandowski or Neymar. Our back-up plan is Martial.

 

[KB824]

It takes at least 6 months to slowly integrate him. Since Higuain most likely will be sold, we'll start with Cuadrado, Dybala and Mandzukic front 3 until February.

CR7 in Coppa matches against Cittadella

Oh, I can just imagine Ronaldo's reaction already

 

[s4tch]

yes

then adds he'd want to be the most paid player so it would be more.

My guess is that he doesn't know shit.

that's 60m gross his amortization would be like 30m for 4 years, too. 90m a year to put it into perspective, higgy, costa and dybala cost us around 70-something per year.

https://gianlucadimarzio.com/it/juventus-cristiano-ronaldo-la-nostra-ricostruzione
damn, he'd cost us 400m, that's nearly our yearly budget. that would be the more expensive signing ever compared to any club's budget.

 

[KB824]

Come on Serge, I've never opened one.

We will do this together. How about that.

I'll start it, have you take a look at it, pee on it, send it back to me, I'll pee on it, and see how it all works out