Silenced for 4 months I patiently awaited my return to Tuz. Cheap rum, Cali chicas and a steady supply of delicious Colombian coffee kept me occupied.
I am sure many have been wondering my opinions on this summer's mercato. The rumours, the signings and the potential departures.
Perin is a good signing. Is he absolutely necessary? Not at all. However for the price we got him at and considering his potential then we may have secured a one day soon to be world class goalkeeper for the price of a present day Nicolas Cage movie box office earnings. I am happy.
Emre Can - has this been confirmed yet or what on earth is the story? Anyway either way a free Emre Can is a great signing as no matter how you look at it he strengthens our midfield and will have no issues whatsoever bossing Serie A midfields. He is also relatively young and we will get a few years out of him.
Martial - What has happened to my beloved Martial rumours? Is this one dead in the water. I will be very sad.
Darmien - We all know my opinions on this and if you don't then you must be a newbie as my opinion is the gold standard round these parts and is often repeated by the regular JUVESUPPORTER parrots.
Icardi - yes please, I don't care if his wife is a slut. I once went out with an Argentinian girl and believe me its cultural. Hes a good footballer. Hes a damn good footballer and I'd prefer him to Higuain. I believe he would link up very well with Dybala
Morata - NO NO NO NO. He wasn't prolific with us and he is even worse than he was then. Just no.
Arias - YES. I am in Colombia and love seeing the Juventus jerseys so more Colombian players are fine by me. On a serious note he has serious potential and is young and most likely cheap.
I am getting tired of typing I will return soon to finish my synopsis.