Summer Mercato Thread 2018 (69 Viewers)

[pavluska]

Benzema to Milan

Finally a rumor worse than Rugani to Chelsea or Juve wanting to sell Rugani.

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Kante rumors have finally begun. Now we're talking.

 

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[DAiDEViL]

I pay them to follow me.

But not with sexual favours.

 

[Mark]

But not with sexual favours.

 

[Fr3sh]

Kante rumors have finally begun. Now we're talking.

Good God! If we get Kante we can play a midfield of BernaGuti-Pjanic-Kante

 

[pavluska]

Why are we talking about turning down a 100 mil offer for Pjanic? Is there anyone stupid enough to offer that for him yet?

Btw if that offer did come in I think we would sell without hesitating even if pjanic wanted to stay.

Because they're somehow confusing Pjanic with prime Pirlo.

Even saw comments like Pjanic was our best player this past season.

Our own fans who prolly watched 30 odd Juve games.

 

[zizinho]

Porto has rejected an offer of €30m from Juventus for Alex Telles. (Uol)

good AS replacement

 

[Klovn]

Proud of my 520 followers, no sexual favours done.

All those DA in twitter I made just for you, I take paypal pls or can just make me RED mod and we are even.

 

[Jem83]

FIX THE MIDFIELD

Even with Ronaldo we have no chance to win the CL with the current phaggots

 

[Post Ironic]

FIX THE MIDFIELD

Even with Ronaldo we have no chance to win the CL with the current phaggots

Et tu, Jem?

Didn't we play in a CL final just 2 years ago with an even weaker midfield? And a far weaker attack?

 

[Juliano13]

Et tu, Jem?

Didn't we play in a CL final just 2 years ago with an even weaker midfield? And a far weaker attack?

No, but we played in a cl final 1 year ago.

 

[Jem83]

Yeah we did but I wanna win it this time...

 

[Mark]

All those DA in twitter I made just for you, I take paypal pls or can just make me RED mod and we are even.

I'll let Hustini give you a handjob.

 

[Post Ironic]

No, but we played in a cl final 1 year ago.

Yeah yeah. Getting ahead of myself here on 2018-19.

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Yeah we did but I wanna win it this time...

That's why we signed Cristiano.

 

[Fr3sh]

Yeah we did but I wanna win it this time...

Jemmy, baby, close your eyes. Now picture this. CL Final 2019, in Madrid, Juventus vs Real Madrid.
Within the first 2 minutes, CR7 scores a screamer from outside the box. At the 11th minute Chiello with an inevitable brainfart leads to an own goal, at the 15th minute he redeems himself and scores a classic king kong header goal assisted by Pjanic.
The game is tight, Real Madrid looking threatening and trying to come back, it's the last 15minutes of the game. Modric goes from far, Voidcheck with a spectacular save then launches an attack down the left side, Sandro rushes forward with the ball, he tries to play it inside but there's no one in the box other than Ruru da Gawd, Sandro says fuck it and swings in a cross, Ruru scores the greatest goal in CL final history, makes a double back flip then score in a backwards bicycle goal.
3-1 final score.

Ramos and Benzema fight over Ruru's shirt.

 

[zizinho]

Jemmy, baby, close your eyes. Now picture this. CL Final 2019, in Madrid, Juventus vs Real Madrid.
Within the first 2 minutes, CR7 scores a screamer from outside the box. At the 11th minute Chiello with an inevitable brainfart leads to an own goal, at the 15th minute he redeems himself and scores a classic king kong header goal assisted by Pjanic.
The game is tight, Real Madrid looking threatening and trying to come back, it's the last 15minutes of the game. Modric goes from far, Voidcheck with a spectacular save then launches an attack down the left side, Sandro rushes forward with the ball, he tries to play it inside but there's no one in the box other than Ruru da Gawd, Sandro says fuck it and swings in a cross, Ruru scores the greatest goal in CL final history, makes a double back flip then score in a backwards bicycle goal.
3-1 final score.

Ramos and Benzema fight over Ruru's shirt.

just realized the final is in Madrid

 

[Fr3sh]

just realized the final is in Madrid

it's destiny

i hope celebrates when he scores vs them in finals

 

[Jethro]

Jemmy, baby, close your eyes. Now picture this. CL Final 2019, in Madrid, Juventus vs Real Madrid.
Within the first 2 minutes, CR7 scores a screamer from outside the box. At the 11th minute Chiello with an inevitable brainfart leads to an own goal, at the 15th minute he redeems himself and scores a classic king kong header goal assisted by Pjanic.
The game is tight, Real Madrid looking threatening and trying to come back, it's the last 15minutes of the game. Modric goes from far, Voidcheck with a spectacular save then launches an attack down the left side, Sandro rushes forward with the ball, he tries to play it inside but there's no one in the box other than Ruru da Gawd, Sandro says $#@! it and swings in a cross, Ruru scores the greatest goal in CL final history, makes a double back flip then score in a backwards bicycle goal.
3-1 final score.

Ramos and Benzema fight over Ruru's shirt.

And then you wake up?
Damn, it's a good story. +rep

 

[Paolino]

Kovacic asks Lopetegui to allow him to leave Real Madrid [Marca].

So why we don't go for him?

 

[Jethro]

Kovacic asks Lopetegui to allow him to leave Real Madrid [Marca].

So why we don't go for him?

Because they wan't more than €50M for him. I only can see Chelsea paying that much.

 

[-=DJANGO=-]

RM cannot let Kovacic go easily. Sad fact.

There is Modric there - that is the player we should be all over. Get 100M for Pjanic and bring Modric here. His agent said he wanted to experience Italy, he grew admiring and the only problem is if we can afford his salary. He currently has 2 years on contract and I would give him the 3+1 here. That was before Cr7 arrived. Now I am sure he wants to come even more.


If we can add Pogba/SMS + Modric for the price of Pjanic... That will be the saint!