Summer mercato thread 2017-18 (41 Viewers)

[zizinho]

Let's sell Bonucci in order to bribe Uefa officials for the draws.

who are those officials, do we know their names? are they jewish?

 

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[Wittl]

And then we'll face Milan in the final...

Or Dortmund... "Lupfen jetzt. JAAAA! Fünf Sekunden auf dem Platz, fünf Sekunden!"
@lgorTudor

 

[zizinho]

But there is still Bayern, maybe we would do better in final against them , but you can't be sure of that, we lost against BVB with a much better team, but Bayern seem that is vulnerable in finals , pretty unlucky also, when you think at 99 and 12

Real eliminates Bayern before we eliminate Real in the semis (like it should have been this year). then we face PSG in the final

 

[Dominic]

Get Bale. Isco will bench him forever.

If not for his injury record, Bale would be absolutely perfect for us. Such an engine, perfect foil for Dybala.
Would turn him into our Nedved.

Alves Pjanic Marchisio
Bale
Dybala Higuain

Never going to happen though. Real know full well that Bale is 1000 times the player Isco is.

 

[IliveForJuve]

who are those officials, do we know their names? are they jewish?

Is @Kyle unbanned? All Jews know each other.

 

[lgorTudor]

Or Dortmund... "Lupfen jetzt. JAAAA! Fünf Sekunden auf dem Platz, fünf Sekunden!"
@lgorTudor

too soon

 

[zizinho]

Is @Kyle unbanned? All Jews know each other.

so Kyles a jew? how is he banned then?

 

[Mark]

next time some people post the CL theme they should go with this one. That's so us in that competition.

 

[Fr3sh]

Real eliminates Bayern before we eliminate Real in the semis (like it should have been this year). then we face PSG in the final

lol congrats to PSG winning their first CL

 

[DAiDEViL]

A nice full body massage from DAi?

you have to pay for the extra but it's worth it.

Whatever the cost, I'll pay. You can't put a price on that kind of tender touch

My hands are super soft

...unlike @Post Ironics iron claws. That's what too much woodworking does to you.

 

[s4tch]

one of the chinese milan clubs will get conti, we'll end up with ds, and i'll be like:

 

[zizinho]

lol congrats to PSG winning their first CL

PSG, City, Atletico, Monaco.. they will all get their 1st against us. and we will lose a EL final vs Wolfsburg in the process too

 

[Fr3sh]

PSG, City, Atletico, Monaco.. they will all get their 1st against us. and we will lose a EL final vs Wolfsburg in the process too

Fuck we'll even throw in Arsenal and Tottenham in the mix, so people will really know that we are the ULTIMATE chokers

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During the seasons we lose to Arsenal and Tottenham, we will be in group of death, be first, then draw Barca, then draw Madrid, then draw Munich, then get lose finals

 

[Cerval]

Di Maria is not the type that would guarantee a step up mentality wise. Enough choking Argentines here

 

[Juventus 1897]

PSG, City, Atletico, Monaco.. they will all get their 1st against us. and we will lose a EL final vs Wolfsburg in the process too

Or against benfica and release them from Guttmann curse

 

[zizinho]

Or against benfica and release them from Guttmann curse

we almost did in 2014, they got unlucky to face us in the semis instead of the final though

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Fuck we'll even throw in Arsenal and Tottenham in the mix, so people will really know that we are the ULTIMATE chokers

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During the seasons we lose to Arsenal and Tottenham, we will be in group of death, be first, then draw Barca, then draw Madrid, then draw Munich, then get lose finals

Wenger deserves a CL tbh, especially after unlucky loss in 2006. we should grant him one

 

[Fr3sh]

Di Maria is not the type that would guarantee a step up mentality wise. Enough choking Argentines here

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Wenger deserves a CL tbh, especially after unlucky loss in 2006. we should grant him one

We will

 

[Juventus 1897]

$#@! we'll even throw in Arsenal and Tottenham in the mix, so people will really know that we are the ULTIMATE chokers

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During the seasons we lose to Arsenal and Tottenham, we will be in group of death, be first, then draw Barca, then draw Madrid, then draw Munich, then get lose finals

That wouldn't surprise me, arsenal beat us in 2006 , early 00s , sure many things changed but not chocking apparently , I see us draw Tottenham in r16 next year if we get there and don't do a

 

[Fr3sh]

We should go intercept PSG move for Aubameyaung
Give them real reason to hate us.

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That wouldn't surprise me, arsenal beat us in 2006 , early 00s , sure many things changed but not chocking apparently , I see us draw Tottenham in r16 next year if we get there and don't do a

tottenham and arsenal will have easy way to finals, we beat all the hard team by a 3 to 4 goal margins, concede nothing. Lose in finals 3-0 giroud hattrick

 

[Juventus 1897]

We should go intercept PSG move for Aubameyaung
Give them real reason to hate us.

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tottenham and arsenal will have easy way to finals, we beat all the hard team by a 3 to 4 goal margins, concede nothing. Lose in finals 3-0 giroud hattrick

Sanogo scores winning goal 93th minute being subbed in 3 minutes earlier and playing his 1st game for arsenal that season , like matri for us in coppa in 2015.