Summer mercato thread 2017-18 (65 Viewers)

[Stephan]

we need that cash we won't get form Allianz till 2023.

In 2023 Bayern will probably use that J Allianz Stadium for their reserves.

 

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[Fr3sh]

hernie and lucio were the only exceptions

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

lets face it we'll sell bonucci and sign palotta on a free and some other shitty hernanes esq signing i.e. some bench trash from inda or a similarly shitty team

We're DOOOOOOOOOOMED

 

[IliveForJuve]

this is what i dont get, with all the money we've made in the CL in recent years plus all the other strides in revenue why are we still talking about freeing funds up? selling assets to plug the other gaps. We aren't fixing shit, fixing one problem and creating another thats all

Because the club is run by Jews?

 

[Fr3sh]

Because the club is run by Jews?

How's that a bad thing, I'd be happy if my uncles ran Juve

 

[Mark]

In 2023 Bayern will probably use that J Allianz Stadium for their reserves.

well if they got reserves like Madrid do...

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Man, I don't know how Badass ever leaves his house with the amount of fear and anxiety he has.

 

[Fr3sh]

Man, I don't know how Badass ever leaves his house with the amount of fear and anxiety he has.

He most likely tokes

 

[IliveForJuve]

How's that a bad thing, I'd be happy if my uncles ran Juve

It's not a bad thing at all. These Jews have made us grow so much.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

He most likely tokes

Most likely needs to. Bro needs to chill

 

[Mark]

Most likely needs to. Bro needs to chill

[whispers]I got the perfect solution for that[/whispers]

@DAiDEViL

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

[whispers]I got the perfect solution for that[/whispers]

@DAiDEViL

A nice full body massage from DAi?

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Curva just mentioned we have doubts about Costa. Didn't say if technical or financial.

Good because he's cack

 

[Fr3sh]

It's not a bad thing at all. These Jews have made us grow so much.

Yes we must be grateful to the Jews, but don't forget, the Jews also set us up by letting us get relegated and plundered the club.
Thank Yahweh that Andrea was a righteous Jew unlike that treacherous one Elkann.
We should start the season by making sure everyone is circumcised, whoever is not, will be circumcised by Andrea himself.

 

[Mark]

A nice full body massage from DAi?

you have to pay for the extra but it's worth it.

 

[Fr3sh]

[whispers]I got the perfect solution for that[/whispers]

@DAiDEViL

http://www.juventuz.com/threads/430...rd-June-2017?p=5530348&viewfull=1#post5530348

not gonna lie....i was laughing at you then i listened, then i got a bump in my pants, and suddenly my hand was moving so fast

 

[Mark]

http://www.juventuz.com/threads/430...rd-June-2017?p=5530348&viewfull=1#post5530348

not gonna lie....i was laughing at you then i listened, then i got a bump in my pants, and suddenly my hand was moving so fast

when she gets close to your ear BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, full hardon.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Yes we must be grateful to the Jews, but don't forget, the Jews also set us up by letting us get relegated and plundered the club.
Thank Yahweh that Andrea was a righteous Jew unlike that treacherous one Elkann.
We should start the season by making sure everyone is circumcised, whoever is not, will be circumcised by Andrea himself.

Goddamn Jews, they should sell that cricket team and invest in a 400m mercato.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

you have to pay for the extra but it's worth it.

Whatever the cost, I'll pay. You can't put a price on that kind of tender touch

 

[Xperd]

Curva just mentioned we have doubts about Costa. Didn't say if technical or financial.

It's probably both.

We're looking at Costa as a possible opportunity signing but if the asking price is too much that's not worth it for a player like him, we will look elsewhere.

Blow the budget on Berna anyway. I don't have too high hopes for the CL next season.