Summer mercato thread 2017-18 (63 Viewers)

[Fr3sh]

when she gets close to your ear BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, full hardon.

The switching sides

Goddamn Jews, they should sell that cricket team and invest in a 400m mercato.

He most likely won't because he's using the cricket team to launder money for the Jewish Defense League.

 

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[Mark]

lol

 

[IliveForJuve]

Get Bale. Isco will bench him forever.

 

[Mark]

It's probably both.

We're looking at Costa as a possible opportunity signing but if the asking price is too much that's not worth it for a player like him, we will look elsewhere.

Blow the budget on Berna anyway. I don't have too high hopes for the CL next season.

we might have a shot if we face roma in the final.

 

[.jef.]

this is what i dont get, with all the money we've made in the CL in recent years plus all the other strides in revenue why are we still talking about freeing funds up? selling assets to plug the other gaps. We aren't fixing shit, fixing one problem and creating another thats all

I'm playing devils advocate, but say Bonucci wants out and it's the difference between a €60 million major signing and a €100+ million mega signing?

The one place we're loaded is defence, and we're shifting our focus to attack.

One thing that's for sure is if Bonucci wants to stay he'll retire here. If he wants to leave he'll soon find it's us that make him great not the other way round, and sadly there have been signs of him buying into his own hype.

For the record I hope he stays.

 

[Hust]

Screw the polish GK...fucking sign Donna already.

 

[sgjuveboy]

We need to buy a few more champions league final game winners. We right now only have Mandzukic and Alves as players who played important roles in winning champions league finals in their career.

I can imagine some players in the team will have lost motivation and confidence in champions league. Sell them, even if they are key, and buy the champ league winners.

I don't mind this....,

Khedira, mandzukic, and bonucci out,
Kroos, Bale, and mascherano in

Although manbro is a champ league winner, I would sell him for bale hahaha

 

[Juventus 1897]

Screw the polish GK...$#@!ing sign Donna already.

We would need serious money for that , 100m + , unless he has a release clause

 

[BayernFan]

How's that a bad thing, I'd be happy if my uncles ran Juve

The germans in here wont be happy to hear that .. Just kidding

 

[zizinho]

We need to buy a few more champions league final game winners. We right now only have Mandzukic and Alves as players who played important roles in winning champions league finals in their career.

I can imagine some players in the team will have lost motivation and confidence in champions league. Sell them, even if they are key, and buy the champ league winners.

I don't mind this....,

Khedira, mandzukic, and bonucci out,
Kroos, Bale, and mascherano in

Although manbro is a champ league winner, I would sell him for bale hahaha

damn bro, your rap verses let us down in the CL final. you didnt put too much effort in them it seems

 

[lgorTudor]

Because the club is run by Jews?

Florentino is a jew himself, so is Roman from Chelsea. Our jews have their priorities somewhere else, that's the difference. We sold out by not selling out

 

[IliveForJuve]

Screw the polish GK...fucking sign Donna already.

Bonucci for Donnaruma straight swap

 

[zizinho]

we might have a shot if we face roma in the final.

just eliminate Madrid and barcelona before the final and we good

 

[IliveForJuve]

Florentino is a jew himself, so is Roman from Chelsea. Our jews have their priorities somewhere else, that's the difference. We sold out by not selling out

So what's your solution to the Jewish question?

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just eliminate Madrid and barcelona before the final and we good

Let's sell Bonucci in order to bribe Uefa officials for the draws.

 

[Fr3sh]

Get Bale. Isco will bench him forever.

Bale also has 100% finals win rate!!! Which would be an incredible boost of confidence to this team of seasoned chokers.

 

[Juventus 1897]

just eliminate Madrid and barcelona before the final and we good

But there is still Bayern, maybe we would do better in final against them , but you can't be sure of that, we lost against BVB with a much better team, but Bayern seem that is vulnerable in finals , pretty unlucky also, when you think at 99 and 12

 

[lgorTudor]

So what's your solution for the Jewish question?

soften their cold hearts with a truckload of voluptuous bolivian maids

 

[il brutto]

just eliminate Madrid and barcelona before the final and we good

And then we'll face Milan in the final...

 

[zizinho]

And then we'll face Milan in the final...

but this time we would win, like we did in the rematch against Rea.... wait... well lose anyway

 

[Juventus 1897]

And then we'll face Milan in the final...

Against milan we would have to avoid penalties, as all 3 lost finals against them ucl, supercoppa and coppa were on penalties.