Summer mercato thread 2017-18 (73 Viewers)

[Osman]

can i ask what ya'll doing in this forum section if there is literally nothing going on

Talking about skanky girl next door cock fiend porn star, what else?

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[Klovn]

help me.

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But what if the internet would collapse tomorrow?

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You downloading already?

I fear it's already to late

 

[Fr3sh]

So far 2/10 mercato
Dry season
No fap

 

[DanielSz]

William Carvalho please.

 

[Siamak]

So far 2/10 mercato
Dry season
No fap

6/10
we reinforced with Szczensy, Bernardeschi, and Costa.but we lost bonucci. Rugani has changed as a player in his two years and Allegri plans on using Rugani more this season.
Spinazzola + matuidi
8/10

 

[Juliano13]

When it's in 3D and 4K Ultra HD, it adds up quick.

And also, 2TB is a ridiculous amount of porn dude @Juliano13 Please don't tell me you've watched it all.

I keep it for a rainy day. A lot of it is HD so it's not that much.

 

[Dostoevsky]

TS mentioning Rabiot in case PSG signs Neymar.

N'Zonzi might push for an exit.

William Carvalho links (weak). Goretzka, Krychowiak, Can and Matuidi being linked too. But it seems Matuidi is our first pick haha

Rincon linked with Torino.

 

[piotrr]

why even download porn there's infinite amounts for free with instant access

It's a nice conversation starter when you borrow a girl your laptop and she opens the 'fun' folder on your desktop.

 

[Gep]

I'm getting sick of Matuidi's name already. Just get krychowiak and get him working again like he was at Sevilla.

 

[Osman]

Why the pole? As maligned as Matuidi is around here, he is defenitely better then Krychowiak, people exaggerate too much with Matuidi now. The pole is just a very static DM who plays it safe, his best at Sevilla wasn't impressive enough at all imo. His next career move should be back to midtable level club.

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[Dostoevsky]

Krychowiak was impressive at the Euro while I can't think of many situations when Matuidi impressed.

 

[DAiDEViL]

It's a nice conversation starter when you borrow a girl your laptop and she opens the 'fun' folder on your desktop.

Then she takes a look at your external HD and finds 2TB of Porn. :sarcasm:

...Just don't open the tuz folder girl. Don't.

 

[piotrr]

Then she takes a look at your external HD and finds 2TB of Porn. :sarcasm:

...Just don't open the tuz folder girl. Don't.

 

[DAiDEViL]

I hide all my folders in a "STUFF" folder

 

[Juliano13]

It's a nice conversation starter when you borrow a girl your laptop and she opens the 'fun' folder on your desktop.

Or when you lend her your phone to take a look at the pictures of your cat and then she swipes left too many times.

 

[Osman]

@Mark William Carvalho links legit? 40m release clause?

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[Gep]

Why the pole? As maligned as Matuidi is around here, he is defenitely better then Krychowiak, people exaggerate too much with Matuidi now. The pole is just a very static DM who plays it safe, his best at Sevilla wasn't impressive enough at all imo. His next career move should be back to midtable level club.

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I be totally honest I'm clueless.

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Then she takes a look at your external HD and finds 2TB of Porn. :sarcasm:

...Just don't open the tuz folder girl. Don't.

Why don't you burn all that man muck material onto a disk and name it some pony band like Simon & Garfunkel.

She'll never know.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Why don't you burn all that man muck material onto a disk and name it some pony band like Simon & Garfunkel.
She'll never know.

I'll name it Rolling Stones then.

 

[Osman]

Name it Nickelback just to be on the safe side.


Plus a sub folder called Uwe Boll movies for extra deterrent.

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[Zacheryah]

Carvalho is interesting

Quality cm that can play cb

@Osman how do you like him compared to Nzonzi ?