Vidal leaves Juve to win CL with Bayern. Fails for 2 years. Transfers back to Juve because he thinks we are closer to CL having played in final last year. Gets red card in final for slapping Kimmich, Juve loses 9-0. Lewandowski, Muller, Coman all with hat tricks.
@igortudor and @DAiDEViL move to Canada to escape the shame. I let them live in teepees in my garden. You come live here too.
We all discover Canada is not far enough away, as evil Bayern Munich garden gnomes attack us...
So the four of us make our escape by raft across the mighty Pacific to Thailand to hide out with @Bianconero81
He is charming young gentleman and takes us to many wonderful events like this one: