Summer mercato thread 2017-18 (123 Viewers)

[AndreaCristiano]

lol me? when have I ever been sarcastic on this forum?

Unmmmm always

 

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[X Æ A-12]

Unmmmm always

Are you messing with me? That's not like you.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Are you messing with me? That's not like you.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Yeah, why you always sarcastic @Kyle?

 

[Hydde]

Who is this spinazolli and why he is not cleaning my bathroom?

because he is not a hot panocha

 

[Collaguazo]

because he is not a hot panocha

What a better way to spend your afternoon after high school than sneaking into your maid's room and steal her panties

 

[DAiDEViL]

What a better way to spend your afternoon after high school than sneaking into your maid's room and steal her panties

Guess you meant mate, but still @IliveForJuve

 

[rakib567]

Ruben Neves to Wolverhampton :facepalm:

 

[IliveForJuve]

Guess you meant mate, but still @IliveForJuve

Maybe he has a maid it's not uncommon in South America.

I never stole her panties but I did touch her tits and ass.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Was she sexy?

 

[IliveForJuve]

Was she sexy?

Not exactly sexy but bangable.

Much better looking than the average Bolivian maid.

 

[Collaguazo]

Not exactly sexy but bangable.

Much better looking than the average Bolivian maid.

Who do you think has hottest maids? Boliva or Ecuador?

 

[IliveForJuve]

Who do you think has hottest maids? Boliva or Ecuador?

Hmm... I'm not sure.

But one of my friends had a white and blonde maid. She was good looking and only 17 years old. I have no idea where he got her from but I'd kill for a maid like that

 

[Collaguazo]

Hmm... I'm not sure.

But one of my friends had a white and blonde maid. She was good looking and only 17 years old. I have no idea where he got her from but I'd kill for a maid like that

And she wakes up you up every morning with a nice breakfast and a surprise

 

[Hydde]

What a better way to spend your afternoon after high school than sneaking into your maid's room and steal her panties

i remember that i liked to grab her tits and run before she hit me XDDD. She was like 31, was kinda hot, but not much

i was so eager back then

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Hey a question... i remember i read somewhere that Aurier had behaviour issues.....what kind of problems he had? i remember someone mentioned some of his issues

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Hey so seriously now that all of a sudden no one is talking about Verratti what do we think about him being a surprise swoop

 

[Hydde]

Hey so seriously now that all of a sudden no one is talking about Verratti what do we think about him being a surprise swoop

nah, boat sailed

 

[Catenaccio]

Hey so seriously now that all of a sudden no one is talking about Verratti what do we think about him being a surprise swoop

I's say highly unlikely. Barcelona is the closest club that would go for him. I heard 80m was not even close to what PSG wanted. I don't see us bidding ~100m for Verratti. I put the probabily of 50% he stays at PSG; 40% he goes to Barcelona, 8% he goes to another club and 2% he goes to Juve.

If he does go to Barcelona, Barca may want to sell Andre Gomes or another midfielder. I know that Juve was interested in Iniesta. So that is always an outside possibility.

 

[Bianconero81]

@Mark Have we sealed the deal for that Argie being labeled the new Crespo?

 

[Fr3sh]

Why is thst old man trying to kick you?