Summer Mercato season 2024-25 (52 Viewers)

[Claudio Gentile]

4th goalies and 5th cbs were not enough now you guys want 3rd CFs?

It’s comforting knowing you still live on a different planet.

 

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[Lion]

No wonder this shit takes forever. They fucking fly across Europe just to eat pasta all'olio

Lion was right again

getting sick and tired of them eating at fancy restaurants in name of "meetings" and taking expensive private planes.

all this could have been resolved over a phone call or a summon to his office in turin juve headquarters

if you believe the club is broke, but are ok with these fat fucks eating in fancy restuarants u are the problem

 

[Catenaccio]

Who's picking up the check?

@Tuz_Accountants - please chime in if we can afford this one.

Giuntoli will pay in instalments

 

[campionesidd]

4th goalies and 5th cbs were not enough now you guys want 3rd CFs?

In your case, how about a second brain cell? Or is it too much to ask.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Chiesa, De Sciglio, Kostic, Arthur and Djalo still on the books with 2.5 days left on the market.

Do you lads think we can get all of them off to other clubs before the window closes?

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

No wonder this shit takes forever. They fucking fly across Europe just to eat pasta all'olio

Lion was right again

They live and work in the country with perhaps the greatest cuisine in the world.

You think these dudes won’t be eating and drinking like kings on work “assignments”. I fucking know I would be.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

getting sick and tired of them eating at fancy restaurants in name of "meetings" and taking expensive private plans.

all this could have been resolved over a phone call or a summon to his office in turin juve headquarters

if you believe the club is broke, but are ok with these fat fucks eating in fancy restuarants u are the problem

North AmericiCUCK

“Phone calls”, “E-mails”, “offices”…your feeble brain can’t handle how Southern Euros handle their business.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Pompilio eating like a pig lol

Typical Calabrese lmao

 

[Mark]

Typical Calabrese lmao

fucker must have ordered trippa.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

fucker must have ordered trippa.

With a side of ‘nduja

 

[alaska]

North AmericiCUCK

“Phone calls”, “E-mails”, “offices”…your feeble brain can’t handle how Southern Euros handle their business.

How Southern Euros Handle Their "Business"
>Do zero work, smoke cigarettes and drink espresso instead
>Live in mom's house until 44 years old
>Get bailed out by Germany
>Repeat

 

[GordoDeCentral]

How Southern Euros Handle Their "Business"
>Do zero work, smoke cigarettes and drink espresso instead
>Live in mom's house until 44 years old
>Get bailed out by Germany
>Repeat

What happens after 44? Asking for a friend

 

[alaska]

What happens after 44? Asking for a friend

He marries a woman identical to his mother and moves in with her instead.

 

[decfro]

Typical Calabrese lmao

Hey easy on the Calabrese, i am one, we eat like pigs ok, but we eat well, thank you very much,have you tried nduja?, it is good and frigin hot

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fucker must have ordered trippa.

Have you tried it Mark, it is good, really depends on how you cook it.

 

[Ronn]

This was probably Ramadani's last meal before getting shot in the head.

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Oh it's in Sicily too. It makes more sense.

 

[Lion]

They live and work in the country with perhaps the greatest cuisine in the world.

You think these dudes won’t be eating and drinking like kings on work “assignments”. I fucking know I would be.

Italian cuisine is the most overrated in the world

 

[Alex-444]

How Southern Euros Handle Their "Business"
>Do zero work, smoke cigarettes and drink espresso instead
>Live in mom's house until 44 years old
>Get bailed out by Germany
>Repeat

I'm 44 I like coffee no wife damn

 

[RKid1]

Expiring contracts next summer. Should we go for David on free? Maybe Tah? Boscagli?

Most of the intriguing names will probably either re-sign with their clubs, have no interest in Juve, or will have too high of wage demands.

I think realistic targets at this point in our rebuilding of the team will be players in their late 20s/early 30s, probably already in Serie A, that won't require big wages and want the chance to join a big club, probably in a lesser role than they're currently in.

 

[DanielSz]

Chiesa, De Sciglio, Kostic, Arthur and Djalo still on the books with 2.5 days left on the market.

Do you lads think we can get all of them off to other clubs before the window closes?

yeah. Wouldnt be against Djalo staying though.

 

[RKid1]

Chiesa, De Sciglio, Kostic, Arthur and Djalo still on the books with 2.5 days left on the market.

Do you lads think we can get all of them off to other clubs before the window closes?

I'd guess Chiesa is sold, Djalo is loaned with some kind of option/obligation to buy, Kostic on loan with option to buy, Arthur on loan with us covering a big chunk of the wages, and De Sciglio gets bought out

Chiesa & Djalo should be easy. Kostic should have suitors if he's open minded. Arthur and De Sciglio are the tough ones to move and save money on.