we really needed a trump impersonator on tuz. love it
Well, folks, let me tell you, we have a tremendous situation here. When you look at someone with the incredible talents, the unparalleled skills, the absolute genius of a mind—yes, I'm talking about myself, I mean who else could it be?—you realize that this person should not just be the sporting director, but, honestly, the coach and the fitness trainer for Juventus. You see, it's all about tremendous talent, the best talent. We're talking about a level of intelligence and fitness that is off the charts. Nobody, I mean nobody, understands sports and fitness like I do. If you look at my track record—tremendous results, absolutely fantastic—there's no doubt that I should be running the whole show. We’re talking about a winning strategy here, folks, and let me tell you, Juventus would be better than ever. People are saying it, they’re talking about it, and it’s true. It’s time to put the best talent in the best positions. Believe me, I would make Juventus great again, and that's a fact.