Summer Mercato season 2023-24 (75 Viewers)

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Plusvalenza

The Photoshop Pervert
Jan 6, 2009
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My weekly transfer update column:

Buffon -> Szczęsny -> Carnesecchi
Ronaldo -> Vlahović -> Scamacca
Dybala -> Di Maria -> Orsolini
Tevez -> Chiesa -> Zaniolo
Marchisio -> Rabiot -> Frattesi
Chiellini -> De Ligt -> Mazzocchi

More coming soon!

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Speaking of Mazzocchi, I wonder if he talks to his back while going to the loo?
"Jesus, close your eyes now, I'm gonna have to take a huge dump".

pasquale-mazzocchi-of-salernitana-removes-his-jersey-following-the-final-whistle-of-the-serie.jpg
 
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radekas

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Aug 26, 2009
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My weekly transfer update column:

Buffon -> Szczęsny -> Carnesecchi
Ronaldo -> Vlahović -> Scamacca
Dybala -> Di Maria -> Orsolini
Tevez -> Chiesa -> Zaniolo
Marchisio -> Rabiot -> Frattesi
Chiellini -> De Ligt -> Mazzocchi

More coming soon!

- - - Updated - - -

Speaking of Mazzocchi, I wonder if he talks to his back while going to the loo?
"Jesus, close your eyes now, I'm gonna have to take a huge dump".

pasquale-mazzocchi-of-salernitana-removes-his-jersey-following-the-final-whistle-of-the-serie.jpg
It's fine. Jesus is looking up anyway.
 

petszata

Junior Member
Jul 7, 2020
489
Glad to see that not even the transfer strategy is changing.

Consistency is the key to discipline and success.

The definition of Insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly expecting different results.
Our top scorer + best player this season! 1y contract is must try to us - we don’t have money for class players + he can help us achieve top 4 next season. What do you expect guys like Miretti, Fratesi or Pogba helping?
 

Bianconero81

Ageing Veteran
Jan 26, 2009
40,177
Thankfully, he won't accept because he's an arrogant and avaricious French cunt. Fuck off already and go to the EPL.

Also, next season is very important to the Eurocuck players because the Euros are in the summer of 2024 in Germania.
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
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Our top scorer + best player this season! 1y contract is must try to us - we don’t have money for class players + he can help us achieve top 4 next season. What do you expect guys like Miretti, Fratesi or Pogba helping?
The tallest midget under the worst ring master

nothing matters while Max is still on the bench
 

s4tch

Senior Member
Mar 23, 2015
33,853
okay, somebody explain this to me

di maria, paredes and milik are all alleged allegri players. we won't keep either of them. why? our ferguson can't pick his own players after all, or...?

:boh:
 

maxi

Senior Member
Aug 31, 2006
3,767
okay, somebody explain this to me

di maria, paredes and milik are all alleged allegri players. we won't keep either of them. why? our ferguson can't pick his own players after all, or...?

:boh:
Di Maria probably wanted to leave and likely fell out with Allegri in the locker room. He often said that he wished to stay another year because he loved Turin but I think Allegri pushed him over the edge. As for Paredes, I don't think Allegri actually likes him anymore. That's clear from the fact that he hardly broke into the starting XI. At the start he did but not now. Milik? I'm reading more rumours suggesting that we will in fact redeem him. Make no mistake, Allegri is still running the show.
 
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