Man, this forum is the place to be in summer. Grab a six pack on Sunday evening to get ready for the "Monday news cycle".
You got the Paratici Rogues against the Paratici Riffs on the same subway train in 1976 NYC. When Badass, the head of the Nomercy Riffs calls a summit of all Tuzzers to the forum and calls for decorum on Paratici, he gets murdered by the Tuz Furies (aka the NSFW
@DAiDEViL 's and Post Ironic's). This heinous forum crime leads all on a wild goose chase throughout the entire forum in all threads. The local law enforcement (the Mod-ball AC's) are on a war path banning everyone in site but find it hard when everyone slips to another thread so quickly. Occasionally you find lurkers and members of The Orphans you haven't seen in years show up for the spectacle, only to disappear again at the end of the transfer window, but by then the turmoil they leave in their wake is insurmountable. We used to have a group called the Tuzzies but that chapter has closed, we haven't seen a female log on in ages.
@Osman @GordoDeCentral @Dru @ALC @Enron @AFL_ITALIA (ESPECIALLY YOU AFL LoL) - if you don't get the references I hate all of you.