I don't care about him (this is just an internet forum after all)
but it humours me that he would "leave" by posting this great-big-drama-thread only to reappear that same week and still linger around reading these boards pretty much every single day (that's right, Zlatan, moderators can tell if you're here despite having switched on "invisible mode" in your UCP).
He also votes for public polls, I've noticed, which I assume can only mean he craves some sort of attention. Biting his nails while waiting to see if anyone is going to notice and post about him.
It's a messed up world, I know, and it's not Zlatan's fault that he can't cope. But it's still hilarious.
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