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[AFL_ITALIA]

Yep, 2008. Here we go!


instead of bailing out the bankers can we just kill them this time?

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I bet DB has a shit ton of derivatives that are worthless right now.

Should've been done back then in the first place.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[rounder]

Most fitting book and title to describe the current mess came out today: The End of Wisdom

 

[Bjerknes]

 

[Bjerknes]

How did I not see this the first time?


@swag @lgorTudor @AFL_ITALIA @GordoDeCentral

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

How did I not see this the first time?


@swag @lgorTudor @AFL_ITALIA @GordoDeCentral

At least we can have a laugh together as it all crumbles

 

[Bjerknes]

How about that 321 butt crack spread, Jim?


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How the fuck would you manage the inverse Cramer fund, anyway? The guy changes his bias daily.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

How about that 321 butt crack spread, Jim?


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How the fuck would you manage the inverse Cramer fund, anyway? The guy changes his bias daily.

I'm mad that I've only just learned about the inverse Cathie Wood fund through this, could've been making a killing this whole time.

 

[Bjerknes]

I'm mad that I've only just learned about the inverse Cathie Wood fund through this, could've been making a killing this whole time.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Well today was certainly interesting. The S&P opened at around 2% down only to end at 2.6% up, the 5th largest intraday reversal in it's history.

 

[swag]

How did I not see this the first time?


@swag @lgorTudor @AFL_ITALIA @GordoDeCentral

It's funny, but cringey at the same time.

At least it's idolic worship of growth at all costs touches that cult third rail for me. Creepy AF.

How about that 321 butt crack spread, Jim?


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How the fuck would you manage the inverse Cramer fund, anyway? The guy changes his bias daily.

Now that's pretty damn funny. I mean, he's earned the hate. The irony is that hate is the only reason he's still employed.

I'm mad that I've only just learned about the inverse Cathie Wood fund through this, could've been making a killing this whole time.

I don't know about that. That's perfectly awesome.

Well today was certainly interesting. The S&P opened at around 2% down only to end at 2.6% up, the 5th largest intraday reversal in it's history.

Meh. This is the financial equivalent of tagging @swag on the forums every time Bernardeschi scores a goal.

 

[jukazem]

https://www.benzinga.com/amp/content/29273679

If this is real, which companies could be beneficiaries to this event?

 

[IliveForJuve]

Meta and Google hitting rock bottom today lol. Should've closed my position in Meta and short it instead.

All I see is red.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Zuckerberg is absolutely fucked if his metaverse vision doesn't work out. Google I'm assuming (hoping) will be fine though long term, they're just so massive.

 

[X Æ A-12]

https://www.benzinga.com/amp/content/29273679

If this is real, which companies could be beneficiaries to this event?

So what happened with this?

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Well I'm down all time now on AMD so apparently not them

 

[lgorTudor]

Zuckerberg is absolutely fucked if his metaverse vision doesn't work out.

That was a given since the day he announced it

Think of Walmart rebranding to make smartphones

Or a football club rebranding to sell streetwear

 

[Tak!]

That was a given since the day he announced it

Think of Walmart rebranding to make smartphones

Or a football club rebranding to sell streetwear

I thought this was what we did here in Jj? Do we still do sports?

 

[swag]

Zuckerberg is absolutely fucked if his metaverse vision doesn't work out. Google I'm assuming (hoping) will be fine though long term, they're just so massive.

Oh, Zuck's metaverse vision will work out alright. Just for him. Nobody else on the planet will want to his encounter his superficial digital fleshbaloon anywhere on it. He's building himself a prison.

 

[Bjerknes]

Oh, Zuck's metaverse vision will work out alright. Just for him. Nobody else on the planet will want to his encounter his superficial digital fleshbaloon anywhere on it. He's building himself a prison.

Meta and Google hitting rock bottom today lol. Should've closed my position in Meta and short it instead.

All I see is red.

Zuckerberg is absolutely fucked if his metaverse vision doesn't work out. Google I'm assuming (hoping) will be fine though long term, they're just so massive.

That was a given since the day he announced it

Think of Walmart rebranding to make smartphones

Or a football club rebranding to sell streetwear

Guys!

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

That was a given since the day he announced it

Think of Walmart rebranding to make smartphones

Or a football club rebranding to sell streetwear

Oh, Zuck's metaverse vision will work out alright. Just for him. Nobody else on the planet will want to his encounter his superficial digital fleshbaloon anywhere on it. He's building himself a prison.

You mean you don't think companies will throw out $400/person + whatever a subscription fee would cost for an upgraded Miro?

Guys!

So if he's saying he was wrong, does that actually mean he'll be right??