>Luke chilling by a rock on his planet with some space penguins
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Rey? She's more powerful than every Jedi ever and can defeat Sith Lords with no training. She also a master martial artist, can speak Wookie and droid, and a better pilot and mechanic than your friend Han Solo who's renowned across the galaxy. All that without any guidance! She'd be a good friend
Btw, 10 days ago I booked a ticket for a premier. I've never seen before that they sell tickets literally 2 months before it. I'm watching it on 13th, before majority of Europe I think. It's actually insane how popular SW is over here because it was sold out so soon.