Stankovic? (4 Viewers)

[Guardian]

Stankovic and a Juve fan get into a nasty car accident. Both vehicles are really wrecked, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, Stankovic says, "So you're a Juve fan, that's interesting. I'm going to join your club soon... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that I should become a Juve player and give all my heart for the fans...

The Juve fan replied,"Totally agree - this must be a sign from God!" The Juve fan went on, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink it, to celebrate the fact we are alive and kicking?"

He hands the bottle to Stankovic who nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the Juve fan. The Juve fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands back to Stankovic. Stankovic asks, "Aren't you having any?" The Juve replies, "Nah...I think I'll just wait for the police......"

 

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[Marc]

 

[JamalRice10]

lololol funning

 

[AshutoshJuve]

THAT WAS A VERY COMMON JOKE
please dont' say that in public (@least in India); they'l bash u up....

 

[Ahmed]

what? funning? or gandu?

 

[MaNcIn3tt0_14]

can someone clear the air cause i am still seeing some Stankovic rumors still floating around

 

[Ahmed]

wait till Monday

 

[Fred]

I really think Stankovic would be a good signing for you guys, he's versatile and can give proper cover for almost all positions in midfield..plus having Stank on the wing beats having Nocerino or Palladino any day of the week.

 

[MaNcIn3tt0_14]

Secco = dry

secco is drying us fans out


a aleast look for someone for our D due to Jorge looking to never play agian

 

[Gill_juve]

THAT WAS A VERY COMMON JOKE
please dont' say that in public (@least in India); they'l bash u up....

 

[Fellas]

I read that Stankovic deal is back on track


source J1897

 

[Attilio the Hun]

it's not like stankovic played against us and showed grit for his team, or 'talked a little trash'. he called us thieves and liars while wearing our scuddeti on his soiled shirt.

taking anyone so vehemently pro-inter in this generation of players is simply bad taste in my opinion. this is the team whose president conspired to send us down to the second division and then fed off of our misfortune. whether you believe juve to have been guilty or not is for another thread but these are facts.

I wouldn't take anyone from inter, least of all stankovic who is a shadow of the player he was at lazio.

 

[Ahmed]

if anyone, I would like to get someone like Walter Samuel or Ivan Cordoba...those 2 really are brilliant

 

[Kosta]

Cordoba

 

[CalcioJuventus]

I really think Stankovic would be a good signing for you guys, he's versatile and can give proper cover for almost all positions in midfield..plus having Stank on the wing beats having Nocerino or Palladino any day of the week.

I think so too. He is still a good player and might be able to reach his peak again despite what Mourinho has said.

 

[Adrian]

Names like Seedorf and Stankovic are not exactly the best solutions of rthe club, however they offer something we lack now..a player who can move forward from a central position in midfield and offer something moving forward...Poulsen, Zanetti, Sissoko...all cant do this.

I would rather see a name like stankovic in our squad when the transfer season closes than having the only the players we have now.

 

[Luftwaffles]

La Stampa reporting today that we are back in for Stankovic..

 

[Red]

 

[Gill_juve]

Names like Seedorf and Stankovic are not exactly the best solutions of rthe club, however they offer something we lack now..a player who can move forward from a central position in midfield and offer something moving forward...Poulsen, Zanetti, Sissoko...all cant do this.

I would rather see a name like stankovic in our squad when the transfer season closes than having the only the players we have now.

i think seedorf would be good for us. great experience and it would be another option for the left side.

 

[ESS-Juventino]

40 days left till end of mercato, so, everyday a name come up, Van Persie, Seedorf, Stankovic (again), Aquilani (again an again) and ...

But the point is this: all Juve fans feel that Juve are incomplete!