I've always played enough sport for 5 men, always give 110%, and have always copped the rough treatment from opponents - hence the million injuries.
Rugby League/Rugby Union/Touch Football/Oztag:
Fractured left eye socket
Dislocated left shoulder
Cracked vertebrae
Rib cartilage damage x 2
Torn ligaments in left thumb x 4
Dislocated fingers x 2
Fractured coccyx
Ruptured ATFL and CFL ligaments in right ankle
Football:
Fractured nose (bridge)
Groin tear
Displaced pelvis
Torn right hamstring
Torn medials in right knee and left knees
Torn collaterals in right and left knees
Broken left femur
Fractured right tibia
Ruptured ATFL and CFL ligaments in right and left ankles
Broken right big toe
Osteoarthritis in left and right knees
Cuboid tunnel syndrome in right foot x 2
I've also had other injuries as a result of stupidity.
