Simone Zaza (19 Viewers)

How many Goals will Zaza score this season?

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dolph

Senior Member
Mar 30, 2006
2,599
The thing on hes head looks like a landing strip.
Here is what I could find about that particular hair style on the internet:

A landing strip is similar to a Brazilian, but it leaves a thin strip of hair in place just above the vagina.

Pros:

You can wear just about any type of swimsuit without worrying about your hair showing
There are fewer mess & odor problems
The landing strip won’t turn off anyone who thinks a bare vulva makes you look like a young girl
Cons:

The landing strip can be time consuming and painful
It can be hard to get the shape just right
I think the landing strip is the best option if you want to be able to wear any swimsuit without showing off your pubic hair. And if you don’t mind a little bit of pain or cost to get the right look.

In my next post, I’ll feature four much less common pubic hair styles and how they compare to the full bush, the bikini line trim, the Brazilian, and the landing strip.

I guess he is sporting the Brasilien at the moment.
 

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Hydde

Minimiliano Tristelli
Mar 6, 2003
38,987
What if zaza has anger management problems? Or ifhe was abused while young and now wants to unleash his fury on his rivals?

Discuss
 

Bianconero_Aus

Beppe Marotta Is My God
May 26, 2009
81,102
The thing on hes head looks like a landing strip.
Here is what I could find about that particular hair style on the internet:

A landing strip is similar to a Brazilian, but it leaves a thin strip of hair in place just above the vagina.

Pros:

You can wear just about any type of swimsuit without worrying about your hair showing
There are fewer mess & odor problems
The landing strip won’t turn off anyone who thinks a bare vulva makes you look like a young girl
Cons:

The landing strip can be time consuming and painful
It can be hard to get the shape just right
I think the landing strip is the best option if you want to be able to wear any swimsuit without showing off your pubic hair. And if you don’t mind a little bit of pain or cost to get the right look.

In my next post, I’ll feature four much less common pubic hair styles and how they compare to the full bush, the bikini line trim, the Brazilian, and the landing strip.

I guess he is sporting the Brasilien at the moment.
:lol:

The wonders of Tuz all in one post.
 

Vlad

In Allegri We Trust
May 23, 2011
24,050
The thing on hes head looks like a landing strip.
Here is what I could find about that particular hair style on the internet:

A landing strip is similar to a Brazilian, but it leaves a thin strip of hair in place just above the vagina.

Pros:

You can wear just about any type of swimsuit without worrying about your hair showing
There are fewer mess & odor problems
The landing strip won’t turn off anyone who thinks a bare vulva makes you look like a young girl
Cons:

The landing strip can be time consuming and painful
It can be hard to get the shape just right
I think the landing strip is the best option if you want to be able to wear any swimsuit without showing off your pubic hair. And if you don’t mind a little bit of pain or cost to get the right look.

In my next post, I’ll feature four much less common pubic hair styles and how they compare to the full bush, the bikini line trim, the Brazilian, and the landing strip.

I guess he is sporting the Brasilien at the moment.
:rofl:
 

CrimsonianKing

Count Mbangula
Jan 16, 2013
27,326
Exactly

It's the decomposing face of an ex/girlfriend who cheated on him. Bitch learnt the hard way. Her skull now sits in his apartment.
Those dead bird eyes though.

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@DAiDEViL you could do a little story-gif where the 'talking' tattoo tell us how the deal to Juventus came about.

OR

the talking tattoo has a philosophic debate with Sarri, Mancini, Garcia, Ferrero and all the other iconic Serie A characters we hate. (apart from Ferrero whom we love). I trust your talents to make it an epic gif. :D
 

pavluska

Senior Member
Apr 25, 2013
7,339
When i see how well this current 352 is doing, i wonder, why do we need an AM ? Because despite all this talk of "allegri's preferred formation", he set a pretty excellent 3-5-2 down.

Gets the best out of all players, except perhaps cuadrado, wich is a loan, and whom has not shown any higher class then the players who this system is tailered towards
What others said about tactical flexibility.

Also, 352 is fine for Serie A and some CL games but not every CL games. A top CL team needs more than two attacking players. 352 is also more predictable than 4312. In addition, that extra player in midfield can help us win the midfield battles in key games.

An AM is needed next season, and I think we'll sign one who can also play as a CM. Allegri likes those AMs who can help out defensively, and that player will also be able to start in the 352 as a CM rather than sit on the bench.
 

Zacheryah

Senior Member
Aug 29, 2010
42,251
What others said about tactical flexibility.

Also, 352 is fine for Serie A and some CL games but not every CL games. A top CL team needs more than two attacking players. 352 is also more predictable than 4312. In addition, that extra player in midfield can help us win the midfield battles in key games.

An AM is needed next season, and I think we'll sign one who can also play as a CM. Allegri likes those AMs who can help out defensively, and that player will also be able to start in the 352 as a CM rather than sit on the bench.
It certainly is handy for flexibility, but we are only going to obtain one, if an interesting opportunity present itself. We'll never go full overpaying EPL mode "just cause we want an AM".
 

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