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Apr 12, 2004
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    ++ [ originally posted by baggio ] ++
    1.) Use a hammer on my laptop lcd screen.
    2.) Call all my ex gfs and tell them, that i love them so much, Id die for them.
    3.) Head out for a drive without my license to check if the speed limit actually does touch the prescribed 180 km/hr.
    4.) Light a cigarette at the gas station.
    5.) Make it to the airport, buy a first class air ticket, only to see what it feels like to miss a flight.
    6.) Come back home, watch some TV, say goodnight to everybody, and go to sleep.
    :LOL:


    I love it.
     

    Dragon

    Senior Member
    Apr 24, 2003
    27,407
    #34
    ++ [ originally posted by Elnur_E65 ] ++
    Of course she wouldn't. She'd stick around in Boston and watch baseball.

    True

    I would get front row tickets to watch the Red Sox for the last time
     

    Gino Genesio

    Senior Member
    Nov 14, 2004
    4,329
    #35
    ++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
    Ok, let's say that each of us has a terminal disease. Cancer, rickets, chicken pox, Romanista, whatever. You have 24 hours to live. What do you do?

    Don't say something like, "Go to Turin and play with Juve."

    The objestive is to search your mind for the most extreme thing.


    I think I would go to a local port like Annapolis or Baltimore and commandeer a boat and waste my last day away motoring down to the caribbean.

    I can't think of anything crazier right now.

    Maybe take one of my father's M-16's and waste away a lot of politicians in Washington.
    I would Go to Turin and play With Juventus :D

    i would fly to Italy and have sex with the most sexiest italian girls(sexiest girls of the world) there are.

    naaa forget that i would ask lilliana to marry me and be my wife for 1day and have ouwer own hunnymoon :D

    i also would take my best friends and girlyfriends to italy,
    i would get drunk abnormaly and party all night long,i probally do a GTA in a funny way i would smoke weed naked on the street next to a police officer.
    and i would spent like 7hours with My MAMMA and lithle sister.
    and i would Die next to the delle alpi in a Juventus Shirt.
    lyning on the grass and die peacefully.
    i also would try to collect some handshake's and huggs From the Juventus players if that would be possible.
    and dribble past thuram and cannavaro and scoring againts buffon .
    than stopping Zlatan To dribble past me :D
    like that's possible THEY ARE THE BEST ITS MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
    So i would be happy if the Juventus players Give me an asskick in Soccer :D
    I would Say yeah i have beaten by the best! :touched:

    Than i would die a happy man (Dieing in BELLA ITALIA the way it should be )

    :touched:
     

    - vOnAm -

    Senior Member
    Jul 22, 2004
    3,779
    #36
    I would----

    Ask for everyone's forgiveness.
    Sleep, and live on in my eternal dream.
    ..............................zzzzzzz


    Jeez, its a good thing half of you guys aren't actually terminally ill...:D
     

    Bjerknes

    "Top Economist"
    Mar 16, 2004
    113,304
    #40
    Here's what Burke would do.



    Associated Press

    Istanbul, Turkey

    May 25, 2005

    In a day that will be remembered as one of the most horrific in Turkish history, the Champions League Final between Liverpool and Milan at the Atatürk Olimpiyat stadium started off as match between two of Europe's best football clubs. Little did the onlookers know that the most horrific event to ever strike a football match was a about to take place.

    Approximately ten minutes after kickoff the pitch became a scene of terror when 19 year-old American terrorist Michael Burke stormed the pitch wearing a biohazard suit. At what first seemed like a normal pitch invasion by a hooligan fan quickly turned into day which will not be forgotten.

    In what seemed to be an almost impossible and unthinkable feat, Burke had secretly brought a flame-thrower type device into the Atatürk stadium. At 19:43 GMT (2:43 EST) the terrorist invaded the pitch during play and depressed the trigger on his device, releasing a white powder into the air. First to be hit with the powder substance was Steven Gerrard, captain of Liverpool FC, who promptly fell to the ground covering his eyes in horror. The terrorist then moved on to spray every player on the pitch, and then proceeded to turn the device on the stands. The fans could only look on in total shock as the madman continued to ward-off any possible apprehension with a threatening motion to whomsoever came close. After the terrorist seemingly exhausted his supply of the substance, the authorities bravely wrestled him to the ground.

    The substance was later confirmed to be a deadly crystalline form of Anthrax that could be easily inhaled into the lungs. A spokesman from the US Department of Defense stated that the terrorist had obtained the Anthrax from a high school friend's father, a laboratory chief at USAMIRIID at Fort Detrick in Frederick, Maryland. The suspected scientist still remains at large.

    The Turkish government sent hazmat teams to the Atatürk stadium, setting up a triage and subsequent morgue for the victims of the horrendous attack. Early deathtoll estimates from Istanbul reach upwards of 5,000 people, as well as thousands of other victims who must be treated for Cutaneous and Inhilation Anthrax, the latter being almost impossible to treat.

    The suspected terrorist Michael Burke was arrested by Turkish police and TSA officials and was taken to the security headquarters outside of the stadium. As Burke was taken into custody people reportedly heard him laughing hysterically repeating the words "I love Anthrax, I just love Anthrax."

    Officials say the cleanup from this horrific event will take at least three months.


    Associated Press, May 25, 2005. Istanbul, Turkey. Andrea Becchi.



    Below is a picture of Michael Burke before he was taken into custody
     

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