Dear Siena Brothers,
We, your Black-and-White brothers, are asking you to pave our way to the three points that we're so keen to get...
We know we were so cruel to you in the past and used you as a wardrope to put the players that need some time to mature to get them back later, but we still hope you forgive us for treating you like that...
We'll try here to address everybody in your nice team to make our message much clearer:
1- Mirante: You'll be with us in 2008, man...If you help us now to score against yourself, you'll wear a shirt with 3 stars instead of two stars when you come to your loving club...Your performance in this match won't be very important to evaluate your decency to join your original team in the future...
2- Tudor: It was so bad to hear that you may not play in this match because of injury in your ankle... We beg you to be so sure for your health before getting on the pitch...If you're not so sure that your physical case will be good in the match, PLEASE don't make any dangerous risks by playing against us...
Note: Our doctors diagnosed your case to be fit for the next match, which follows Juve's...
3- Legrottaglie: We think you're so grateful to us because with us you could play against many foreign players in Europe that you kept seeing in the Tv... We're so sure that you may have a bright future, and we may look forward to bring you back if you made a very clear penalty against one of our strikers in this match...
4- Gastaldello: Our next Cannavaro, please make it easy for our useless Ibra to score, or to make it easier, can you score only own goal!!!
5- Paro: We think we made a big error when we loaned you to our brothers in Siena. Just make a good friendship with Emerson at this match and you'll be satisfied next season with our offer... Your passes will be more creative if you could make them mostly to our Emerson, PLEASE...
6- Molinaro: you seem a Juve material since your birthday. Don't make us change our mind about bringing you this summer to the place that you dreamt to play in...
7- Guzman: We know you scored against Parma in your last match, and you have to see how we celebrated that great goal which was the result of your very creative efforts...Football analysts proved that scoring goals in successive matches is not good for the player's career, and you know how much we're so keen that you have a very great career, so don't hurry up in front of our poor Buffon...
8- Volpato: We were very touched with the painful news of your injury that will not enable you to play against us... You know how to serve your future team and you don't have to be given any guides for disrupting the morale of your teammates...
9- Antonio Conte: Our greatest captain ever... You know how Juve needs these three points and we know you won't be satisfied if your brothers in Siena made a serious performance against your for-ever bianconeri Turinese mates...
10- Ventrone: Your previous boss Lippi won't be happy if you proved yourself against the team that made both of you what you are now... Please, it won't take very much time from you to give your players guides for how you give the ball tothe opponent club...
11- Perinetti: You were one of the best coaches for our youth players. And we know you will be in pain if you see the players that you raised crying...
12- De Canio: We don't ask you to think of anything during the match except one thing... Your agent has a family relationship with our boss. Got it??!!
In the end, we thank you all and wish you can enable a Black-and-White team to win the scudetto better than a stupid team with a red gay colour...
Regards,
Triade...