Ok I'm back, and I just found the perfect analogy to the season. Here we go.
Juve's season is like taking my dog out to poop. First, they run around with wild abandon, excited at the prospect of doing what they do best. Then, they slow down, and go through the motions, sniffing around looking for a place to stop. Then they squat, and have you thinking they are ready to perform their magic, and reality hits and they decide to walk around some more just to tease you and piss you off. Finally, after what seems like an eternity of doing nothing, they look up at you as if to say "What, you expected me to actually do something to make you happy??"
I could kill my best friends dog sometimes when it's raining like hell and you have to carry him outside and when he's outside you have to pull him back from the cars he's hiding under but when he's about to take his poop he takes tiiiiiiiiimmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee in the rain, jeez.