[Serie A]Juventus - Atalanta match commentary (1 Viewer)

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    Marchisio with a powerful long shot yet far away.



    Buffon rues that chance from the stands.
     

    KB824

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    Ok I'm back, and I just found the perfect analogy to the season. Here we go.

    Juve's season is like taking my dog out to poop. First, they run around with wild abandon, excited at the prospect of doing what they do best. Then, they slow down, and go through the motions, sniffing around looking for a place to stop. Then they squat, and have you thinking they are ready to perform their magic, and reality hits and they decide to walk around some more just to tease you and piss you off. Finally, after what seems like an eternity of doing nothing, they look up at you as if to say "What, you expected me to actually do something to make you happy??"
     
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    Legro trying some long balls into the Atalanta box. :sergio:
     

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    I have come to the conclusion that until Diego has teammates that have the pace to be able to catch up with his passes, then he is going to look a lot worse than he actually does
     
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    Ok I'm back, and I just found the perfect analogy to the season. Here we go.

    Juve's season is like taking my dog out to poop. First, they run around with wild abandon, excited at the prospect of doing what they do best. Then, they slow down, and go through the motions, sniffing around looking for a place to stop. Then they squat, and have you thinking they are ready to perform their magic, and reality hits and they decide to walk around some more just to tease you and piss you off. Finally, after what seems like an eternity of doing nothing, they look up at you as if to say "What, you expected me to actually do something to make you happy??"
    Can your dog speak english or am I just missing the point here?




    Manni saving our asses with a great save.
     
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    Trezi with the 3rd shot on goal in the first 25 minutes.


    Fuck the hatters who says he's useless.
     

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    We are in the 27th minute, and it is a display of tired legs, missed passes, and the normal first half practice of the goalkeeper saving their collective asses
     

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    Buffon must be texting one of Tiger Wood's mistresses.

    Dude don't bother. At this point its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
     
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    Now a FK, a chance to make us celebrate maybe?
     

    KB824

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    There is no way he will attempt a shot on goal form this distance.


    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

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