Everytime I see Inter win, I see Red...especially after they score an offsides goal AGAIN.
We gotta fucking win this game.
The following scene was written by Jem83 © 2011:
ENTER Hustini
knocks on Red's door.
R: "Ello' lad. Inter won again?"
H: "I'll have the usual."
Red pours Hustini a glass of his finest scotch.
R: "You know... You shouldn't let this football stuff get to you so much."
"I should know..."
Red makes sure that the scar that he obtained one time watching Aberdeen-Rangers is visible to Hustini.
Hustini takes a sip of whiskey and says nothing.
R: "Trust me, I know how it feels like to want to kill someone. There are times when I dream of slaying the new born babies of Rangers-fans. So I know. But the important thing is that we don't act out on these impulses, as they are illegal and unethical. Just ask yourself...what would Jesus do?"
H: "Yeah, what
would Marchisio do..? You're onto something, Red."
R: "No no, I meant..."
"Nevermind."
H: "Thanks, Red. I always appreciate the talk. I shall now go out in the world and do what Marchisio would do. Humiliate interisti!
"Thanks for the drink. See you around."