Marotta: I want to give you a top player for the midfield. Who do you think would fit better in Juve, Palombo or Xavi?
Ranieri: Xavi is way too slow for serie A. Get me Palombo. He's more versatile. Can play CM and DM.
Marotta: You have a point. I will buy you Matteo Paro.
Ranieri: Who?
Marotta: He's better than Fabregas.
Ranieri: How will you buy him then?

Marotta: I have the right guy for that.
Ranieri: Who?
Marotta: He got us Diego and Vidal.
Ranieri: The guy who's screwing the Dutch girl?
Janna:

Marotta: Yeah, he has connections, but mostly in Germany.
Ranieri: Can you ask him if he knows people in Stuttgart? We need a left back.
Marotta: Will do. Anything else you need?
Ranieri: Yes Sir. I need a right winger too. The current ones suck.
Juve_Rus: FUCK YOU!
Marotta: No worries. I will loan you a top right winger. Now get on your knees, kiss my hand and say the words.
Ranieri: [kneeling down] I'm a yes man and Cronios was right all along.