[Serie A] JUVENTUS 2-0 Udinese [March 11th 2018] (8 Viewers)

[Amer]

Not gonna watch cus of our boring brand of football. Nonetheless, will use this rap to win the game for us. Nowadays, the story of our wins are more interesting than the football we play. Which I'm cool with, I like that we are notoriously hated for our ugly wins. So here goes.


Just had a long week, but we still has breath
Asa anaconda gona construct his ex to death
Lent our crown, just for lol, to the dirty rats
But a crown on a rat be like fashion gone bad

Hence we gona take that fucking crown back
Wear it on our head that's what we do best
Dirty rats be like hoes that we bang on desks
Dirty rats, asaconda gon come on your braest

Keep up the good work.

 

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[DUKAC]

We have 7 matches before Napoli (home) and Inter (away) back to back in Match days 34 and 35, and then Roma (away) in match day 37.

All easily winnable matches, toughest of them (Milan, Sampdoria, Atalanta) are all at home. Really would like to see us win all 7 and go into our tough stretch with whatever breathing space we can get, especially if we are somehow in the CL semis at that point.

Me too .Winning 7-th straight scudetto would be more than awesome.Nobody did that in Italy and only Lyon in Europe.

 

[Hust]

[video=twitter;972467549211451394]https://twitter.com/juventusfcen/status/972467549211451394[/video]

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[video=twitter;972466168639447040]https://twitter.com/juventusfcen/status/972466168639447040[/video]

 

[JuveJay]

Szczesny

De Sciglio - Rugani - Chiellini - Asamoah

Bentancur - Marchisio - Matuidi

D. Costa - Dybala - Mandzukic​

 

[Post Ironic]

Rugani? According to @Hydde and @pitbull he never plays, so I doubt Max trusts him to start this one.

 

[Hust]

Szczesny

De Sciglio - Rugani - Chiellini - Asamoah

Bentancur - Marchisio - Matuidi

D. Costa - Dybala - Mandzukic​

Cue up the assembly line of Costa crosses to the back post as they sale over our vertically challenged CF.

 

[pitbull]

Rugani? According to @Hydde and @pitbull he never plays, so I doubt Max trusts him to start this one.

Lol, noice trolling :,D

 

[Post Ironic]

Lol, noice trolling :,D

I tried to +rep but must spread.

 

[Gian]

Scesney
De Sciglio Barzagli Rugani Asamoah
Marchisio Matuidi
Douglas Costa Dybala Mandzukic
Higuain​

 

[JuveJay]

Cue up the assembly line of Costa crosses to the back post as they sale over our vertically challenged CF.

....straight to Mandzukic and GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[Hydde]

Rugani? According to @Hydde and @pitbull he never plays, so I doubt Max trusts him to start this one.

ahh pfft he will play this one!

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Will Agnelli be in the tunnel at half time to pressure the ref?

 

[s4tch]

we've already bought all italian refs

btw it's giacomelli for tomorrow. we had 8 matches, 8 wins so far with him, and no goal conceded on home serie a matches

 

[JCK]

Szczesny

De Sciglio - Rugani - Chiellini - Asamoah

Bentancur - Marchisio - Matuidi

D. Costa - Dybala - Mandzukic​

Do you think Howedes will feature at some point tomorrow?

 

[Monty]

we've already bought all italian refs

btw it's giacomelli for tomorrow. we had 8 matches, 8 wins so far with him, and no goal conceded on home serie a matches

just to be sure we should send marotta to the VAR van

 

[Hust]

imagine if during a VAR incident the camera panned up to the VAR booth and Marotta was in there sitting.

 

[Gagi]

Sami likes to play against Udine.

 

[Xperd]

 

[pavluska]

I'd have played Bentancur at LW and Marchisio in the middle...which can of course easily morph to 433.

Mandzukic wasn't even called up for Tot'num. Guy just returned. Give him a break.

Where are Udine's strikers?

 

[DUKAC]

Will Agnelli be in the tunnel at half time to pressure the ref?

No,this time Lapo Elkann and Marottta will take his place having in mind the importance of the game.