Serie A: Inter vs Juventus [March 22 , 2008] (6 Viewers)

Apr 15, 2006
56,640
omg.. it's 4:37am here! time to sleep and enjoy the F1 race, and look forward to the birthday party later in the night!

see you guys tomo... have a wonderful day/night! we just had the result of a lifetime!


Forza Juve!
 

Tifoso

Sempre e solo Juve
Aug 12, 2005
5,162
(AP) Inter Humilated; Team Commits Mass Suicide

Disbelief has struck the Milan area.
The soccer world was stunned by the discovery of a mass suicide of the players on Internazionale, following their humiliating defeat to Juventus home at the San Siro. Reports are sketchy at the moment, but it appears that the grisly remains were found on the team bus.

Investigator Neroazz Urrisuk of the Milan police department has issued the following statement "Police officials in Milan found the Inter bus pulled off the side of the road. Everyone on board was dead. Early details indicate that everyone comitted suicide by a single shot to the head (the only exception was Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who appears to have missed his target with his first 15 shots, before finally scoring.) A suicide note with only the words "Where were the judges and arbitri (refs) to help us like they promised? " was found near Zlatan's body, and took hours to decifir, as it was written in Swedish. "We are not surprised that it wasn't written in Italian", said Urrisuk, "as there is no one on the team that is able to write it".
We were unable to reach Mr. Moratti at his home, the home of his recently disbarred dentist, or at the home of his gay lover for comment.

League officials, after consulting with all the referees, expect Inter to easily win its remaining matches, despite having no players on the pitch, however.
 

Eddy

The Maestro
Aug 20, 2005
12,645
Dont know if u are trying to be funny, but this is really the last thing we need..
Stop the Moggi show.. Whatever happend with the ref, we deserved a victory and 2-1 is not the right resultat imo as we should have won 4-1 or even more..


Btw, some very nice words from Ranieri.. I like the way he comments about the team and our players!
No one's trying to be funny, chill
 

Arvin

Juve Star
Dec 30, 2004
1,600
(AP) Inter Humilated; Team Commits Mass Suicide

Disbelief has struck the Milan area.
The soccer world was stunned by the discovery of a mass suicide of the players on Internazionale, following their humiliating defeat to Juventus home at the San Siro. Reports are sketchy at the moment, but it appears that the grisly remains were found on the team bus.

Investigator Neroazz Urrisuk of the Milan police department has issued the following statement "Police officials in Milan found the Inter bus pulled off the side of the road. Everyone on board was dead. Early details indicate that everyone comitted suicide by a single shot to the head (the only exception was Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who appears to have missed his target with his first 15 shots, before finally scoring.) A suicide note with only the words "Where were the judges and arbitri (refs) to help us like they promised? " was found near Zlatan's body, and took hours to decifir, as it was written in Swedish. "We are not surprised that it wasn't written in Italian", said Urrisuk, "as there is no one on the team that is able to write it".
We were unable to reach Mr. Moratti at his home, the home of his recently disbarred dentist, or at the home of his gay lover fore comment"

League officials, after consulting with all the referees, expect Inter to easily win its remaing matches, however.


:rofl: :bow: :lol: :rofl2:
 

Mike-e-y

Senior Member
Jul 18, 2004
11,188
It was my friend. Just watched controcampo and the replay and it was deffinatly offside but thank god the liseman didn't see it. :scudetto:
it was minimal then because the ball was played from the centre circle, it was one of those when half of his body was offside and the other half was onside, in my eyes that isn't offside.


Stupid idiots on the inter forum are discussing their transfer policy based on how good players are in FM!!!!! TWATS!
 

Stu

Senior Member
Jul 14, 2002
17,557
I missed the game because I was playing one of my own but I can't wait to catch the replay later tonight.

Forza Juve per sempre
 
Jul 2, 2006
19,435
(AP) Inter Humilated; Team Commits Mass Suicide

Disbelief has struck the Milan area.
The soccer world was stunned by the discovery of a mass suicide of the players on Internazionale, following their humiliating defeat to Juventus home at the San Siro. Reports are sketchy at the moment, but it appears that the grisly remains were found on the team bus.

Investigator Neroazz Urrisuk of the Milan police department has issued the following statement "Police officials in Milan found the Inter bus pulled off the side of the road. Everyone on board was dead. Early details indicate that everyone comitted suicide by a single shot to the head (the only exception was Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who appears to have missed his target with his first 15 shots, before finally scoring.) A suicide note with only the words "Where were the judges and arbitri (refs) to help us like they promised? " was found near Zlatan's body, and took hours to decifir, as it was written in Swedish. "We are not surprised that it wasn't written in Italian", said Urrisuk, "as there is no one on the team that is able to write it".
We were unable to reach Mr. Moratti at his home, the home of his recently disbarred dentist, or at the home of his gay lover for comment"

League officials, after consulting with all the referees, expect Inter to easily win its remaining matches, despite having no players on the pitch, however.

Great, my friend:juvefan2:
 

Gill_juve

Senior Member
May 29, 2006
5,494
(AP) Inter Humilated; Team Commits Mass Suicide

Disbelief has struck the Milan area.
The soccer world was stunned by the discovery of a mass suicide of the players on Internazionale, following their humiliating defeat to Juventus home at the San Siro. Reports are sketchy at the moment, but it appears that the grisly remains were found on the team bus.

Investigator Neroazz Urrisuk of the Milan police department has issued the following statement "Police officials in Milan found the Inter bus pulled off the side of the road. Everyone on board was dead. Early details indicate that everyone comitted suicide by a single shot to the head (the only exception was Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who appears to have missed his target with his first 15 shots, before finally scoring.) A suicide note with only the words "Where were the judges and arbitri (refs) to help us like they promised? " was found near Zlatan's body, and took hours to decifir, as it was written in Swedish. "We are not surprised that it wasn't written in Italian", said Urrisuk, "as there is no one on the team that is able to write it".
We were unable to reach Mr. Moratti at his home, the home of his recently disbarred dentist, or at the home of his gay lover for comment"

League officials, after consulting with all the referees, expect Inter to easily win its remaining matches, despite having no players on the pitch, however.
:lol:
 

Gill_juve

Senior Member
May 29, 2006
5,494
its not even like we were dominated or lucky. our players played waay better, outcallsed inter in every sense of the word and won, deservedly. the old lady kicked the snake out of her house! fuck you inter! forza juve per sempre! :touched: :flag:
 

The Curr

Senior Member
Feb 3, 2007
33,705
Balotelli is a Ghanian citizen...his last name is actually Barwuah. Balotelli is the name of the family that adopted him. He can't even play for Italy's under 21s.
I never realised this. I though he had Italian citizenship.


From Wikipedia-
"Mario Balotelli Barwuah (born August 12, 1990 in Palermo) is a football striker currently part of Serie A side F.C. Internazionale Milano. Despite been born in Italy and growing up there, Barwuah does not have Italian citizenship and is technically completely Ghanaian.


Balotelli was born in Palermo and is the son of Ghanaian immigrants, Thomas and Rose Barwuah. In 1993, at the age of three, Mario was entrusted to the Balotelli family by the Court of Brescia. They resided in Concesio, a town and comune in the province of Brescia, in Lombardy. However, he is currently ineligible to obtain Italian citizenship, as his adoption was never made definitive.

According to the Law 91 of February 5, 1992, , Mario must wait until after his 18th birthday in order to request Italian citizenship. Only then will he be able to choose which citizenship to retain independently."
 

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