So I wake up this morning in a pretty good mood. I open up the bedroom window to have a cig and stare at the weird trees in my garden who look like they're fucking, and suddenly it hits me: We're playing Cagliari tonight
I gasp for air, choking on the cig in the process, rolling around on the floor until I'm able to spit it out. I start crying, and I shout for God to "take me now!"
Cagliari, who are minnows from southern Italy with an anti-Juve president and who are probably pissed off that we knocked them out of the Coppa Italia.
Cagliari, who celebrate christmas 365 a year, in the sense that they can relax and spend time with their families whenever they want, due to the share lack of ambition at the club. Whereas our players live a spartan way of life and only get to see their loved ones during the holidays that's coming up after this match. Could our players' minds be on those delicious family dinners and getting to spend time with their loved ones right now? If so, we're in big, big trouble.
Another omen is that we could end up breaking a record tonight if we win (most points in half a season). Wouldn't it be typical if we don't?
@Bianconero_Aus & all other neurotics.