Secco era back with a vengeance bro. Buffon retires after treble. Dybala goes to dab with Pogba in Manchester. Higgy gets morbidly obese after finally scoring in a Cup final, has quadruple bypass surgery in the autumn. Bonucci goes to play for his one true love, Pep. Allegri leaves to coach Arsenal. Agnelli in jail for mafia connections. Beppe in jail for fraud. Elkann sells Juve to poor Cambodian villagers.
We fuk'd bro.
We fuk'd bro.
